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Does this mean he"s turning his back on Rock Your Body and the disco video? According to Popbytes, this is the new album cover. Me? Not feeling the skinny legs. Because although I"m all for long and lanky, it"s been a summer of football thunder thighs and call me Cruise but I"d rather find myself gripped between a set of simmering solid quads than awkwardly leaning against two sticks accessorised by JT"s adolescent undropped balls and the ever present pipsqueak, you know what I mean?

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