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Battle of the overdressers:

In one corner, the usual. Who else? Kate Beckinsale.

F-ck!

Does she have to? Can she help herself? Kate Beckinsale does not know the meaning of restraint. None.

It’s Marchesa. No wonder I hate it. Besides, Penelope Cruz did this already and better.

Her opponent:

Elizabeth Hurley in Elie Saab. Um, yeah, it has roses along the hem. Oh wait, no, no… it’s has roses ALL OVER!!! And it needed its own Escalade. I am embarrassed for her. It was an embarrassing appearance. She would have walked by Kate Moss and Stella and they would have not attempted to muffle their snickering. They would be right.


Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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