Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Kate Hudson was everywhere yesterday in New York, hitting up the talk show circuit and also the red carpet for Bride Wars. First at Letterman in a green sparkly thing and who cares about the dress when there’s an ass to be had?

Manslinger has an ass. Damn that is an ass. That’s an ass approaching JLo ass. Can we see that ass in jeans? Like, I love this ass. I love that Kate Hudson has an ass.

What she wore to the premiere is a different story.

This is, surprisingly, not Kate Beckinsale overdressing. It’s Kate Hudson overdressing. Especially when you consider Anne Hathaway, her co-star, opted for an understated black pantsuit, and here comes Kate dressed for an awards show in Los Angeles and she’s in New York and it’s like easy girl… why so desperate? Why so OLD? That’s an old lady dress, non?

PS. Not feeling Anne’s hair. Looks like a weave. Looks like Deee-lite.

Photos from Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

Share this post