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We all want Katie Holmes to start thinking more independently. But maybe not when it comes to her clothing. Because it’s getting worse. Please stop her from dressing herself. It’s one thing to put on something unflattering, it’s entirely another to put on something that makes you look like your legs are freakishly long. She’s the giant that attacked the Capitol building. Is she on stilts? 

Then a quick switch: 

When Katie’s not the Robozilla who married Tom Cruise, she turns into Robo Stumpy in skinny weird three quarter jeans… 

How can this be the same person? 

It’s totally f-cking me up. 

Anyway, Robo is in Washington to participate in Memorial Day events. Tom is in town too looking after Little Sci. 


Photos from Brandon Todd/Gene Young/Splashnewsonline.com

Katie Holmes was photographed in Washington for Memorial Day, described as looking like 'Gumby' and 'stumpy'.

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