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What is Blake Lively’s signature style?

Too. Small.

Always too small. Remember the Golden Globes? Lively’s size motivations are obvious. Here is a girl who will do what it takes. And she’ll squeeze that milk and honey exterior into something short and tight every time, over and over and over again, to get what she wants. Always.

Katie Holmes however...

While Katie Holmes has needs too, hers aren’t usually fulfilled by showing us . So it’s a mystery to me why her gown last night at the Tony Awards was so ... little.

It’s especially obvious in the video. Look at her breasts oozing out of her gown from the top, from the side, from the back... it needs to be tucked in. And if it’s a matter of fit, like the waist works but the tits don’t, then maybe pick a different dress. How hard can it be???




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Katie Holmes presents at the Tony Awards

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