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What makes it even more offensive, Katie Holme’s style problems I mean, is that she’s been hustling around New York this week selling her clothing line Holmes &Yang. Look, a girl doesn’t pimp her own clothing unless she thinks she’s something of a clothing person. But you’ve seen the sh-t that Katie Holmes wears right?

So, I’m serious, who gave her the authority?

Too obvious?

Look at these boot cut leather pants from yesterday. From some angles they actually look like a flare. Gross. And so not attractive with those pointed heels. Suddenly they’re short pants. Suri told her to wear leather short pants? For some reason that sentence just cracked me up.

Anyway, Holmes &Yang is now available at Barneys. If you’re around, go try and let me know. Katie claims you don’t need spanx in her pieces because they are all designed to flatter any body. Can we please stop overpromising? It’s becoming a universal epidemic.


Photos from PPNY/GSNY/Splashnewsonline.com

Katie Holmes sells Holmes & Yang in New York wearing boot cut leather pants

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