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How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique…

LONG hair!

You like?

I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. And it’s definitely given her a bit of a boost, she does look more youthful. But … it’s also decidedly Good Housekeeping, you know? This is Barbie/Nancy O’Dell hair. It’s boring. It’s MiniVan. It goes with a fake nails and a French manicure. It is NOT Miu Miu. She was trying for edgy Miu Miu in those ads. She had taste of edgy working with Paul Dano. She wanted some kind of edgy in this outfit. But the hair… the hair is all kinds of hot roller generic. Pretty, yes. Generic, also yes.

A generic makeover.

They must have ordered her a makeover.

Get back to having babies and being a mom, looking conservatively pretty, no more short hair pale face alone on the streets of New York.

Are they reigning in the Robo?

Poor Robo…


Photos from Wenn.com

Katie Holmes shows off new long hair weave in Tokyo

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