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I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans.

Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just like her ass awful hair. And her geriatric style. The androgynous jeans are meant to make him forget that she’s a woman who longs for man. The same way her husband tries to forget that he is a man who longs for man.

This is Katie off to rehearsal the other day. Check them out from the back. They’re even worse from the back.

Photos from Wenn.com

Katie Holmes won't give up on assy jeans

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