Let’s go in chronological order – over the weekend, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were photographed together, holding hands, while sightseeing in Rome. They also met the Pope together at the Vatican during a conference to cure cancer. These are the first overtly coupled shots we’ve had of Katy and Orly since they’ve been back together. According to PEOPLE, they’re now “exclusive” again.
It was over a year ago, in March 2017, that Katy and Orly announced that they were taking “loving space” from each other. Translation at the time: he wanted to f-ck other people. Which is all but confirmed in PEOPLE’s story about them officially getting back together:
“Orlando got sick of being single. Dating different women is not so alluring to him anymore.”
Well that’s comforting. And romantic. Hey Katy, let’s get back together because I’m bored of fresh pussy.
Katy, as we’ve seen, has trouble sticking a breakup. It’s her triple axel. She couldn’t do a one and done breakup with John Mayer and she clearly can’t do it with Orlando Bloom.
In other Katy news, after getting home from Rome, she went straight into work on American Idol last night. Apparently it was Disney themed? And she went as Snow White. She’s a pretty good Snow White actually, non? Like a picture-perfect Snow White.