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Keke Palmer in two outfits, one okay, one…deeply questionable. So much bad fashion is coming into style! What are we even doing! (Go Fug Yourself)

If you feel like screaming until you pass out, Mark Zuckerberg went on Joe Rogan’s podcast. If you only want to scream a little bit, read Dustin’s recap of the episode, instead. PS: we’re all gonna die because a handful of nerds are still mad they weren’t popular in school. (Pajiba)

RKF Jr wants to ban pharma ads on US television. Look, RFK Jr is a nutbar who should NOT be in charge of public health, or anything, but getting the overwhelming number of pharma ads off TV wouldn’t be a bad thing. It probably won’t happen, though, sounds like Big Pharma is already working to shut his nomination down. (Celebitchy)

You decide: is the Walmart Birkin better than the real thing? Based on cost, YES. For $10,000 the handbag ought to clean my toilet, too. Anything I’m spending $10K on should clean my toilet, too. (The Cut)

The debate over private firefighters is, er, raging online. Variety has covered it, so has The Hollywood Reporter. It’s not quite as simple as “rich people paying to protect their sh-t while everything else burns around them”, but it’s also not NOT that simple. Honestly, the best encapsulation of the whole situation is this satirical piece by Andrew Singleton. There is a type of person who counts no cost when it benefits them directly, but heaven forfend they just PAY THEIR F-CKING TAXES TO BENEFIT EVERYONE. (McSweeney’s)