We haven’t talked much about Kris Jenner’s tune-up here on the site but I have talked about it a LOT offline. Sorry, but it’s one of the biggest celebrity stories of 2025 in my world. Every hair and makeup artist I have worked with will bring it up within ten minutes of me being in the chair. And not even beauty experts – almost everyone I know is like…um… Kris Jenner? Where can I get one of those? This is why those t-shirts were made and sold out the first drop. Kris’s face basically eclipsed Lauren Sánchez’s bachelorette, which is when the thing really popped off. 

 

In these times, I know, it’s not cool to talk about people’s faces. But the KarJenners are the exceptions to the rule, right? Because THEY keep talking about their faces. Kris has already confirmed she went in for a new tweak, she’s shared the name of her surgeon, and she is of course gloating about how people are reacting to the results. The results, by the way, are getting better and better because it takes time for a procedure like this to settle. Kris hasn’t said exactly when she had it done but it’s a few months before it starts to sing, which explains why this bitch has been going full aria this summer. 

 

And it’s only been enhanced by the bang and bob she showed off yesterday in Paris. 

 

This is what sent me, finally. Because while, of course, I’ve been gagged by her face, I’ve never liked what Kris does with her hair. This is the best hairstyle (or wig) she’s ever worn, period. Today, though, she was back to slick and no bangs. I guess no one told her. 

Kris Jenner in Paris, July 8, 2025
 

What else happened today…

Read Kathleen’s piece about being at Erykah Badu’s show at Essence Fest and deeply gratifying experience of watching Black women “kill it at their jobs […] through intention and energy”. That moment between Erykah and Cheyenne Atkins, the ASL interpreter, was incredible. (Refinery 29)

Chris Revelle’s piece comes with a great headline: “Is And Just Like That…written by ChatGPT?” I wonder if SJP knows how much people hate(watch) this show. (Pajiba)

Would you wear a dress where the bustline was a pair of stilettos? I actually f-cking love it. (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Princess Kate wore Dior to greet President Macron and his wife Brigitte. That’s a really pretty skirt and if this were another celebrity it wouldn’t be noteworthy but by her standards, it actually feels kinda fresh.  (Celebitchy)

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are amicable but the bigger story is that they get to share the people Maria calls the Bozos Bezos. (Buzzfeed)

 

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