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Kristen Stewart arrived in Tokyo today in advance of the Twilight Japanese premiere this week. Right off the plane, her bitch must be bitchier than usual. This could come in handy. Perhaps she’s already torn a strip off her costar Robert Pattinson for bringing Ebola into the equation.

KStew would totally tell Ebola to f-ck off. She’d probably even put out her joint in its weave. Kristen’s interference might mitigate the disease’s damage. Rob needs all the help he can get.

As for whether or not that’s her boyfriend – looks short enough to be him, but I also don’t know his face and I’m too lazy to look it up. Besides, you’re about to tell me now anyway.


Photos from Scott Larson/Splashnewsonline.com

Kristen Stewart arrives in Tokyo for Twilight premiere

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