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Russell Crowe is not Grizzly, Grumpy, and High, though you’re close in a continental sort of way. And it’s not Brad Pitt either. Not even close. Huge discrepancy in Hollywood stature to say nothing of GGH’s lack of media mastery, hardly deserving of a title, which brings us to Liam Neeson who doesn’t have a title but who should get one because he’s divine, and much more of a man and much more of a worthy villain than cokeboy, bringing us full circle and maybe a bit too old while we’re at it… This column was for wee Federico, born in Milan last Saturday, still in hospital, fighting to get better. Get strong soon, little guy. My best wishes for a quick journey home. PS. Check out eTalk tomorrow for exclusive scoop on Hayden Christensen AND Ryan Gosling... Fresh smut soon… Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

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