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The Beckhams do not have matching cheekbones. Though if you take away the concrete tits and the kids and the marriage, you"re actually kinda close. Real time blogging will continue on Tuesday with fresh smut appearing at the top of the site. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

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