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Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night.

This kills me.
The Splashes.

Like she wasn’t full throttling that bottle with both hands. Or tucking it between her breasts and sipping with a straw.

Delivering a drunken acceptance speech is now synonymous with the words Mariah Carey. So she’s decided to turn it into a business opportunity and sell her own “splashes”.

Tweeted Mimi:

Didn't realize they put the champagne on the tables, So we WOULDN'T drink it! LoL. No, seriously ANGEL CHAMPAGNE (ROSE) by MC coming soon!

Um, will it be produced in Champagne?

Please.

Angel Sparkling Wine by MC - $19.99 available at the grocery.

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