This Martha Stewart “Instagram mess” story made me laugh. First of all, is it really that much of a mess? Yes, she was drunk. The comment was incomprehensible. But as far as celebrity social media messes during the pandemic go, this one is pretty … tame? Even cute? She’d had a few glasses of wine. She was on her phone scrolling through IG, as we do. She did not proof-read, as we do. Then she went BACK and explained herself and didn’t bother with bullsh-t excuses. I don’t know, I think this might be a win. And also, better a comment like this than, you know, sending someone a nude or worse, texting an ex that you still love them. Which I’m suuuuuuure has happened at least a hundred times since I started writing this paragraph. (Dlisted)
Princess Beatrice is not getting married this year because, well, you know. So next year, hopefully well after we’ve planked the curve, she wants her wedding to be a moment not just for her and her family – when Prince Andrew can shine again! – but also for the nation. Princess Beatrice’s wedding is just what England needs. (Cele|bitchy)
OMG I needed this nostalgia. And it’s not really nostalgia because this is a recent magazine cover but the model and the pose are so 90s! Look at Elle Macpherson on the cover – in a pose that we’ve seen her do so many times in Sports Illustrated. Right?! I always thought she had the cutest face. (Go Fug Yourself)
Simone Biles just stomped into the room and threw one down. Remember when Tom Holland took his shirt off – or did he put one on? – while doing a handstand? Or was it a wallstand? Whatever. That sh-t was amateur hour. Take off your pants, Tom. And then you can tell Jake Gyllenhaal to do the same. Thanks! (Pajiba)
It’s been 20 years since the release of American Psycho starring Christian Bale. To commemorate the film’s milestone, here are two articles about how the film is still relevant (I totally forgot Jared Leto was in this movie) and Christian’s best performances since his breakout role. (The Ringer)
