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Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont.

Like…do you care?

Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan Fox is at best a handjob in the backseat, not even real sex from behind over the hood of the car, you know what I mean?

And she can’t dress either.

Megan uniform: pink prom dress for easy access behind the bleachers and those shoes are ass.

Also…did she mess with her face?

The Marilyn tattoo on her arm. Ugh.

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Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont

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