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Another case of who-invited-you-and-what-is-your-name. I don’t know…apparently she’s on Grey’s Anatomy now? Yes, this is a television show. So how did Melissa George score a ticket?

Oh right.

Disney. ABC. Grey’s.

Ugh.

It was embarrassing watching her. Embarrassing looking at her dress. Especially the back of the dress. The LACING AT THE BACK of the dress that expanded into mermaid tulle. Oh honey. You poor thing. She’s trying to be the next Kate Beckinsale. Anyone trying to be Kate Beckinsale needs to be told.

Next time know your place. Say you’re busy and stay home.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

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