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Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin Bieber.

Miley Cyrus also attended the premiere of Never Say Never last night. Miley has a new boyfriend, apparently. His name is Josh Bowman. He once had dealings with Amy Winehouse. Oh, well, now you’re making it too easy. Click here to see photos of the two giving it up for paps like it’s a video shoot for a love song at a Korean karaoke. That doesn’t however explain why she showed up at this thing dressed like Doris Roberts.

Who’s Doris Roberts?

Google the photos. See?


Photos from Wenn.com

Selena Gomez at Never Say Never premiere, Miley Cyrus at Never Say Never premiere

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