Met Disappointing: Naomi Watts
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Jesus. What just happened?
I can see the seam on the shoulder because it’s sheer overlay which... gross.
As in from the bowels of bad bridal, you know? All of it. From the belt to the cascading bedazzlement and again the no-colourness that seemed to prevail last night, this is not Naomi Watts at her best. She can do a LOT better. We’ve seen her do a lot better. She is better than the discontinued rack in the wedding shoppe. Horrifying.
For real, what is happening today? Because I just like Beyonce at the Met Gala more than Naomi Watts. Trippy.
Photos from Stephen Lovekin/Larry Busacca/Gettyimages.com
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