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Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse?

Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over and over and over again. And looking at his upcoming schedule, 10 more National Treasure/Ghost Rider/Untitled Escape From Prison features are on the way.

As for the status of his marriage to his child mail order bride – she’s still very, very accommodating. Which is why they’ve lasted so long. Word is, she’s trying to add to the insurance by having another child. KFed Jr is impressed.

Photos from Wenn.com

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