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Nicole Richie is promoting Paris & Nicole: The Encore, her return to reality TV alongside Paris Hilton, and honestly? She looks GREAT. The fits are fantastic. Did Nicole always have personal style this good? Was it just the millennial fashion that was bad? (Go Fug Yourself)

Speaking of trajectories, Lana del Rey said words about her Louisiana swamp husband, Jeremy Dufrene. Igor has it right—Lana’s audience is mostly made up of women and queer people, they’re justifiably worried about their rights, if they’re skeptical of Lana’s husband’s politics, well, it’s because they should be. Lana can dismiss it as people being mean to her normie husband, but if the human rights of women and the queer community continue to be diminished, if not outright abolished, Lana will probably have to reckon with some of her fans ditching her as a result. (OMG Blog)

Kimberly Guilfoyle, former Fox News host and ex-wife of California governor Gavin Newsom, is now also the ex-fiancée of Donald Trump, Jr. She is also, however, the newly appointed ambassador to Greece. Girl, that is a TRAJECTORY. (Celebitchy)

Show your work, kitchen edition! Chef Peter Chang talks about how the kitchens of his Chinese restaurant empire handle the Christmas kitchen rush. I always wonder how restaurants get through the holidays. There’s a diner near me famous for their pie, and at Thanksgiving and Christmas, they’ll have people lined up five blocks deep, AT LEAST, to pick up pie orders. This glimpse into Peter Chang’s empire during the Christmas rush is fascinating. And it made me very hungry, the scallion pancakes sound amazing. (Eater)

Haliey Welch, aka the Hawk Tuah Girl, (allegedly) engaged in a cryptocurrency rug pull last week involving her own memecoin, HAWK. None of these words are in the Bible, as the children say. Patrick Redford makes the case that this is the inevitable peak, indeed, even purpose, of our crumbling online culture, which no longer cares about selling out but is all about Securing The Bag. Related: Netflix just released the documentary Biggest Heist Ever, about the world’s dumbest criminals attempting a multi-billion-dollar bitcoin heist and blowing it because they can’t stop posting. The darkest timeline and the stupidest timeline have fully merged. (Defector)