The Wrath of Mighty Opes
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It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off for Obama to meddle in his meddling, especially after last night’s results turning a tight race even tighter.
Word is Oprah is not impressed. And when Oprah gets mad, Oprah gets even. This is of course the only woman in the world who doesn’t seem to be afraid of Xenu.
Dr Phil is in deep sh*t. Stay tuned…
PS. Can"t the Almighty Opes save Britney? If anyone can save Britney, it HAS to be the Almighty Opes, right? After all, the Almighty Opes can do anything!
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