Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are not the only people with conspiracy theorists clinging to an alternative narrative. When RP was engaged to FKA twigs, the relationship was called a sham because IRL he and Kristen are married with children. Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are also secret lovers. Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik, on the other hand, are fake – for promo, or something? I don’t know exactly how these particular truthers explain THE TATTOO OF HER EYES he has on his chest but, sure, let’s run with it and …what? Is Zayn’s real romance with Harry Styles? (Dlisted)
Angelina Jolie took all six of her children to see Wicked in London. Apparently it’s the third time she’s seen it. So my takeaway from this story is that… Hamilton tickets in London are so hard to get hat even Angelina’s having a hard time? Nah. That’s impossible. Next question: has Angelina seen Hamilton? The kids would LOVE Hamilton! I have a hard time believing Miss Zahara doesn’t know every word to Wait For It. (Cele|bitchy)
It’s true. Ed Enninful’s team did such an amazing job with Oprah’s cover feature in British Vogue. It has to be one of her top 3 covers of all time. (Go Fug Yourself)
Gossip Nostalia! Do you remember what happened two years ago? Taylor Swift has retired #Taymerica. For now, at least. I predict #Taymerica will happen again, eventually. Of course it will. She’s already planning it. In, like, three years or something. Until then, let’s commemorate the last #Taymerica that ever was, starring Tom Hiddleston and Ryan Reynolds’s regret. (Pajiba)
Sean Penn and Leonardo DiCaprio spent Independence Day together in Malibu. Seems to be some kind of tradition in the making. A poor replacement for #Taymerica. (TMZ)
Let’s keep the Taylor Swift theme going – how long ago was it that we saw her posing with Calvin Harris in that swan pool float. It was a swan, right? She would never, ever, ever do a coffin pool float though, right? I wouldn’t. Bad juju! Seriously. People. You do not want to tempt the universe. (Mashable)
