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Miranda Kerr modelled in the Dior show in Paris today for Fashion Week. Her husband Orlando Bloom sat front row with a camera, gazing up at her adoringly as she came down the runway, like he’s fresh from the village and has never been to a fashion show. It’s actually kinda cute. And I am happy for him that he’s so happy because I did feel sorry for him when Kate Bosworth scammed him into a set up pap situation a few months ago. I’m told he seemed very concerned about it afterwards, worried how his wife would react. It turned out OK. Because Kate’s game is sad and pathetic.

Orly will next be seen in The Three Musketeers due out October 21. The trailer is below. It looks meh for me, even though I do love Matthew MacFadyen’s voice. Orly plays the villain. I think I might be into that.

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