Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Be consistent when you can The other morning when I was training a client, she brought up her concerns about her weight (again) and how when she was on a trip with her girlfriends they were all faster than her on the hikes than she was, even though she exercised WAY more than them. So, By Hayley • Nov 09, 2018 11:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Royal Baby advantage Prince William and Catherine were at The Tusk Conservation Awards last night. Also last night, the Prince Charles 70th birthday documentary on the BBC. With a cameo that everyone’s talking about. But first…let’s recap. As we’ve been analysing over the last few weeks, during Prince Charles’ By Lainey • Nov 09, 2018 10:17 am
Royals Harry & Meghan’s tiara drama A couple of weeks ago, it was reported that Prince William and Prince Harry are considering creating “separate courts”. For years now, William, Kate, and Harry have shared a court at Kensington Palace. If you’re a royal junkie, you know that “royal courts”, competing “royal courts” in particular, are By Lainey • Nov 09, 2018 09:39 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for November 9, 2018 Dear Gossips, Mary Poppins Returns, starring Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Meryl Streep, opens December 19 and is expected to be a holiday season blockbuster with awards potential. I’ve never seen the original. I mean, I know about Mary Poppins because I live in the world and am familiar By Lainey • Nov 09, 2018 08:31 am
What Else What Else? We saw Chris Pratt and Anna Faris trick-or-treating together with their new partners at Halloween. Their conscious uncoupling wasn’t a performance. They’ve put it on paper – and their split is just as amicable on paper. No money drama. No custody drama. And they’ve even agreed to live By Lainey • Nov 08, 2018 04:57 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Creed Time Creed II comes out in two weeks, which seems impossible. The trailer just came out the other day! Except, no, the trailer came out in June. FIVE MONTHS AGO. Even on a good day, I don’t have a great sense of chronography, and I always feel like things just By Sarah • Nov 08, 2018 03:38 pm
Celebrity Social Media Celebrity Social Media, November 8, 2018 On Kathleen’s recommendation, I read Jasmine Guillroy’s The Wedding Date this week. I only have one question: who is securing the movie rights to this book? Because it must become a movie. It is perfect rom-com material. So who would we cast? For me, and I want to By Maria • Nov 08, 2018 02:16 pm
Douchebags Gossip Nostalgia: Justin and Olivia Last week I posted about Justin Timberlake’s new book, Hindsight, and how he told – and sanitised – the story of his romance with Jessica Biel. They met and there was instant attraction and he invited her to come hang on his tour bus even though he was seeing someone else By Lainey • Nov 08, 2018 01:29 pm
Royals Prince Charles’s media month Prince Charles’s 70th birthday is next week. As we’ve seen, he’s picked up his PR game ahead of the milestone – there’s the Robert Jobson biography in which he seemingly checks his sons and the Vanity Fair cover story in which he and Camilla pose side by By Lainey • Nov 08, 2018 12:45 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Vanessa Hudgens’ Christmas rom-com I’m going to be an asshole and tweet-quote myself. I’m sorry but this tweet sums up how I feel about the trailer for Vanessa Hudgens’ new Netflix romantic comedy, The Princess Switch. Me: It’s too early to talk about Christmas YOU MONSTERS. Me when Christmas rom-coms show By Kathleen • Nov 08, 2018 11:54 am
Relationship Assumption Shia and FKA kissing Shia LeBeouf and FKA twigs are official. They’re ‘make out in public in matching outfits’ official. In September, Shia was seen leaving FKA’s place in London and it was confirmed that Shia and Mia Goth were getting a divorce. Then, Mia Goth and FKA’s ex Robert Pattinson By Kathleen • Nov 08, 2018 11:09 am
Break Ups World War Brange: avoiding trial? Earlier this week, in What Else, after TMZ broke the news that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were headed to court over custody of their six children on December 4, I wondered what outlets Angelina would be recruiting since, as demonstrated, TMZ continues to stand, unofficially, for The Man Zone. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2018 10:32 am
Shout-Outs November 8, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs For Gabrielle from Nicole who wants to you thank you for showing your work and your no bullsh-t approach to dealing with the, um, well, f-ckery that’s happening where you are. And for making her “laugh, cry, rage, and enjoy” the gossip through the dark times. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2018 09:57 am
Maple Leaf Intro for November 8, 2018 Dear Gossips, Joni Mitchell turned 75 yesterday and was celebrated at an event in Los Angeles, many big stars in attendance. What’s your favourite Joni Mitchell lyric? Probably the answer to this question, about any artist really, depends on your mood. Mine is from a song called “All I By Lainey • Nov 08, 2018 09:35 am
What Else What Else? Paging Kathleen. The Chris she calls “My Chris” is talking about his dick again. As you must know by now, because Chris Pine keeps talking about how everyone keeps talking about his dick, Chris shows his dick in The Outlaw King on Netflix. Kathleen is going to watch The Outlaw By Lainey • Nov 07, 2018 05:18 pm
TV Updates Alexander’s turtleneck Alexander Skarsgard is currently promoting The Little Drummer Girl. The series premiered on the BBC a couple of weeks ago and will begin airing later this month on AMC. It’s based on John le Carré’s novel and is acclaimed director Park Chan-wook’s television debut which is why By Lainey • Nov 07, 2018 04:56 pm
