Xenu Scarjo says she didn’t audition for Tom We need some backstory before we can get into this. In 2012, after Katie Holmes left Tom Cruise, Vanity Fair published a story, by Maureen Orth, about Tom’s “secret wife auditioning process” before he and Katie started dating. It was revealed that actress Nazanin Boniadi was chosen by the By Lainey • Jun 28, 2018 11:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Top Gun and Goose’s son As Sarah posted a couple of weeks ago, Tom Cruise confirmed that production is now underway on the Top Gun sequel and now THR is reporting that they’ve narrowed it down to Nicholas Hoult, Glen Powell, and Miles Teller to play Goose’s son. You’ll recall, Goose’s By Lainey • Jun 28, 2018 10:05 am
Amazingness Intro for June 28, 2018 Dear Gossips, There’s a show called Lookalikes that airs in the UK, a reality comedy series about people who think they look like certain celebrities. The English are very good at old timey tight assy manners AND trash TV. Anyway a few of the Lookalikes cast members (who “look By Lainey • Jun 28, 2018 09:21 am
Lifestyle Duana Names: I Think We Want It To Be Lit Hi Duana, I wrote you once before thinking I was having a boy, but we had a surprise girl! Now I'm (almost certainly) definitely having a boy (due in July), and our name choices are all over the map! My daughter is named Djuna which I love and By Duana • Jun 27, 2018 05:00 pm
What Else What Else? On the final episode of Sasha Answers this season, we start off with pussies and then we move to dicks. After that we talk about work spouses. And at some point I also find a way to recommend a horny book. Sasha sent this video over to me yesterday and By Lainey • Jun 27, 2018 04:50 pm
Maple Leaf The Season of Celine For the last two years, in 2016 and 2017, we were blessed this time of year. So f-cking blessed. Do you know what time of year this is? It’s usually the Season of Celine. I’m talking about Celine Dion at Paris Fashion Week. Remember? I KNOW YOU REMEMBER. By Lainey • Jun 27, 2018 04:15 pm
Quiveration Chris Pine has BDE This is what you’ve been doing all day too. Don’t lie. I promise I won’t tell HR. Offices around the world are being divided –or united – over the discussion of the day: what is Big Dick Energy and who has it? The LG offices are right there By Kathleen • Jun 27, 2018 03:57 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Prepare your tissues Timothee Chalamet defied the Oscar gods to become the rare young dude actor recognized for a romantic performance. Young dudes almost never get nominated when playing romantic roles. It says something about us, culturally, and it’s not good, that we so rarely lionize romantic performances from men. But Timothee By Sarah • Jun 27, 2018 03:28 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers Podcast: Big Dick Energy & the Morality of a Work Wife Welcome back to Sasha Answers! Today is our last podcast of the season so soak this sucker up! On today's show: Dick energy - who has it? What is it? Then we get to your questions! Is having a work wife ever a good idea, how to reveal By Sasha • Jun 27, 2018 02:05 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 27, 2018 Like Lainey, I’m all about BDE right now. And you know who thinks he has BDE? Justin Theroux. Which is interesting because as we know from The Leftovers sweatpants scene, he could legitimately have a BD. But that doesn’t mean he has the energy. A post shared by By Maria • Jun 27, 2018 02:03 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews No Dick Energy Lainey opened the site today by talking about the Big Dick Energy that is taking over social media and prompting all of us to wonder who in our friend group has BDE. (I’m going to posit that among the LG crew, Duana has the most BDE.) What I want By Sarah • Jun 27, 2018 12:53 pm
Julia Roberts Julia on Instagram Julia Roberts joined Instagram yesterday. It’s a verified account so it appears to be legit. So far she’s not following anyone and commenting is disabled. This is her first post: A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jun 26, 2018 at 12:57pm PDT Basically as generic By Lainey • Jun 27, 2018 11:46 am
Royals Harry & Meghan: long day and honeymoon clues Here are some more shots of Prince Harry and Royal Meghan on Tuesday at the Queen’s Young Leaders Awards at Buckingham Palace. Click here if you missed my first post about the event yesterday. We’ll next see Harry and Meghan on July 5th at the Your Commonwealth Youth By Lainey • Jun 27, 2018 11:01 am
Sports Can Serena have it all? The term “having it all” is generally loathed now, right? We’ve accepted that expecting women to be the perfect mother, wife, friend, employee, boss, sister, aunt, daughter and super human all at the same time is antiquated and unfair, right? Thanks in large part to essays like this one By Kathleen • Jun 27, 2018 10:21 am
Russell Crowe Russell Crowe to play aggressive jerk In a shocking piece of out-of-the-box casting, famously temperamental actor Russell Crowe has been cast as Roger Ailes, the late, disgraced Fox News executive who was booted from his perch atop Dipsh*t Mountain after a series of sexual harassment allegations. It’s a revelatory move as no one could By Sarah • Jun 27, 2018 09:58 am
Lisa Bonet Intro for June 27, 2018 Dear Gossips, Big Dick Energy. What else am I talking about in this space today? BDE is the discussion that we’re all having (when we’re not talking about how the world is a goddamn mess). Allison P Davis wrote about BDE for The Cut, complete with a BDE By Lainey • Jun 27, 2018 09:23 am
