Jock Smut Serena owns the tournament Serena Williams will play Naomi Osaka in the first round of the Miami Open tomorrow. It’s a tough draw. Serena is unseeded and Naomi just won her first tournament at Indian Wells, which was Serena’s first tournament back since having her baby. This is an exciting moment. Because By Lainey • Mar 20, 2018 10:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angelina and kids see Love, Simon Angelina Jolie took her kids to the movies over the weekend. Originally, it was reported that Angie, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne went to see Tomb Raider. That would have been a nice story – “Angelina Passes the Torch to Alicia Vikander”! Or “Angelina Approves!” It’s the easy story. The By Kathleen • Mar 20, 2018 09:52 am
Music Intro for March 20, 2018 Dear Gossips, I went to the Demi Lovato concert at Air Canada Centre last night. It’s not a super flashy show, there’s not a lot to the stage, there are some interesting transitions – like when her dancers show up at various places under spotlight all around the arena By Lainey • Mar 20, 2018 09:01 am
Lifestyle Duana Names: And It’s Not Even My Birthday Dear Duana, Just like everything in my life, I'm cutting this one really close. Our daughter (first child) is due on March 15, and we are still stumped. I read your column religiously, and read The Name Therapist in my first trimester. I'm hoping you can By Duana • Mar 19, 2018 05:06 pm
What Else What Else? Shading someone takes skill, non? And also word selection. This is why British ladies are so good at it. One of my all-time favourite shadey lines from the movies comes from Maggie Smith, in Gosford Park. “Difficult colour, that green… very tricky.” Remember, that? Legend has it she improvised it. By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 04:50 pm
Show Your Work Podcast Show Your Work: Emma Stone and the celebrity fashion partnership On this week’s episode of Show Your Work – Emma Stone’s first campaign images for Louis Vuitton were released last week. What’s the work that goes into a celebrity fashion partnership? And what makes for a good fit? What are the benefits to the celebrity and what are By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 04:00 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Daisy’s tuxedo and curls F-cking amazing tuxedo here on Daisy Ridley. It’s an impeccable fit. I have nothing more to say about it because it speaks all the words for itself. The hair though… The perm has been having a moment. Emma Stone permed her hair. Olivia Munn recently got a perm. Vogue By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 03:08 pm
Photo Assumption Jack Antonoff courtside with Carlotta Kohl I’ve got bad news for all the Lorde and Jack Antonoff shippers – and for my friend Liz who was really proud of predicting that these two would hook up after Jack’s split with Lena Dunham. The last time we saw Lorde and Jack Antonoff together, they were in By Kathleen • Mar 19, 2018 02:58 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Nick Robinson in Love, Simon Simon is a regular teen with a regular life, which he outlines for the audience in voice over, but he has one secret: He’s gay, but still in the closet. His only attempt to flirt is with a cute landscaper who can’t hear him over the leafblower, so By Sarah • Mar 19, 2018 02:34 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 19, 2018 Barbra Streisand’s dogs have been on mind a lot lately. The cloning, of course, because it’s the kind of thing that happens in movies about class war in a futuristic dystopian society – it screams “eccentric wealth". But there’s something a touch off-kilter about this floral tribute By Maria • Mar 19, 2018 01:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession About Ben’s back It was the summer of 2015. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner had just announced their separation. Nanny Chrissy O was part of the conversation. And so was Ben Affleck’s new back tattoo, an enormous, colourful phoenix rising from the ashes. Which Jennifer referenced in her now infamous interview with By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 01:08 pm
Quiveration How I spent my money: two shirtless blondes and an Oscar I want you to know that I wished for this. So you should thank me. It was this post, from back in August 2016. When the 22 Pushup Challenge was happening and Charlie Hunnam passed the challenge over to his friend Garrett Hedlund. And I made a wish, I wished By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 11:24 am
Style Gwyneth honoured in Sun Valley Gwyneth Paltrow received the Vision Award at the Sun Valley Film Festival this weekend and participated in a career retrospective moderated by Dave Karger. Let’s start there because I’m really into all these pictures of her in her movies through the years on display behind her on stage. By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 10:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue & Beyoncé in gold Gloria Carter, Jay-Z’s ma, and Beyoncé were honoured on Saturday at the Wearable Art Gala presented by the WACO Theater Center and hosted by Richard Lawson, the founder, and Miss Tina, the creator of greatness. The theme of the night was From WACO to Wakanda. So you can imagine By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 09:56 am
TV Updates That’s better, Lifetime On the day Meghan Markle and Prince Harry publicly announced their engagement, I was trying really hard not to care about their upcoming royal nuptials. Then, about 20 minutes after their photo call, I found myself zooming in on pictures of her ring. The monarchy won. I care. I haven’ By Kathleen • Mar 19, 2018 09:16 am
Douchebags Intro for March 19, 2018 Dear Gossips, A few quick thoughts this morning: I saw Love, Simon yesterday. (Sarah’s review will be posted shortly.) As soon as I got home I texted Sarah: “I LOVED Love, Simon”. She texted back, in all-caps: “ME TOO”. And Sarah isn’t one to gush. But this movie By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 08:46 am
