What Else What Else? Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock went for penis facials when they were shooting Ocean’s 8. That’s right. Penis facials. Without knowing what, exactly, is involved in a penis facial, what do you picture? Because I picture being tapped in the face all over by a penis. Some of By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 04:30 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Hynt Illuminator Finding a good illuminator is trickier than it seems. They either go on too streaky, making it hard to blend or they are too damn rainbow bright sparkly – none of which looks natural at all. But alas, I’ve found the most amazing product that will easily get your glow By Sasha • Mar 16, 2018 03:50 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Keri Russell – The Outfit Of The Week I just decided 30 seconds ago that I’m doing this now – every Friday, an outfit of the week. This week, the first week, belongs to Keri Russell. BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS SICK AS F-CK HOLY SH-T OUTFIT. We’ll start with the jacket. A beautifully tailored jacket with gold By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 03:42 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sarah’s suit and bra Sarah Paulson is bringing it with this outfit, OMG. This is how I prefer the wide leg pant. Not like the pants that Victoria Beckham often wears but wiiiiiiide. Wide to the point that it looks like a skirt. Since the colour and material of this suit aren’t that By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 03:32 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Ava DuVernay is already moving on It was everyone’s low-key worry, right? That after A Wrinkle in Time merely whelmed, Ava DuVernay would not get the same second (third, fourth, fifth) chance that her white male peers get to go on and make another blockbuster, like, say, Zack Snyder who made a divisive Superman movie By Sarah • Mar 16, 2018 03:21 pm
Top Reads JLO’s affirmations Jennifer Lopez covers the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. And I like the cover and here’s what Marilyn Denis pointed out to me this morning – you can see the lines on her neck. They didn’t brush them out. Why should they? The lines don’t look bad. By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 03:04 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 16, 2018 This is an old picture from Justin Theroux’s Instagram – I think I’ve posted it before. But I have to watch his feed now because he might be dealing with Petra Collins, Selena’s friend (who she recently unfollowed). My point is that I watch Justin Theroux’s social By Maria • Mar 16, 2018 01:02 pm
Douchebags Photo Assumption with Scott Eastwood and John Boyega Scott Eastwood and John Boyega are starring in Pacific Rim Uprising together and I thought the press tour would go one of two ways. One, Scott Eastwood’s perma-doucheness would infiltrate John Boyega’s general perfect ray-of-sunshine-ness or two, by some miracle, John Boyega would make Scott Eastwood somewhat likeable By Kathleen • Mar 16, 2018 12:07 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Constance Wu: still bangs…but where’s the trailer?! Constance Wu was in New York yesterday promoting Fresh Off The Boat and, the photo agency caption says, Crazy Rich Asians. They’re starting to do early press for the movie. Kevin Kwan, the author of the book series, posted this shot on Instagram from the end of February with By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 11:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Avengers mount up A new trailer—the last one?—for Avengers: Infinity War has been released, and yeah, okay, this one is working for me. I haven’t been 100% sold on the Super Big Important Tone of previous trailers, and I’m starting to get seriously irritated with Tony Stark, but this By Sarah • Mar 16, 2018 10:22 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Apathetic Bond After approximately 97 years of waffling, the 25th Bond movie is a go. It’s slated for November 2019, Daniel Craig is returning—presumably with his own Scrooge McDuck vault of gold since he said if he did another Bond it would “only be for the money”— and now Danny By Sarah • Mar 16, 2018 10:11 am
Royals Meghan’s Mother’s Day with the Queen Mother’s Day in North America is in May – this year it’s on the 13th. In the UK, however, Mother’s Day, or Mothering Sunday, happens on the fourth Sunday during Lent which, this year, was last Sunday, March 11. And that’s when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 09:45 am
Royals Intro for March 16, 2018 Dear Gossips, Yesterday I posted about the possible adjectives the Queen might use to describe Meghan Markle when she issues her super fancy consent scroll about Harry and Meghan’s marriage – if, that is, Her Majesty will be choosing different adjectives for Meghan than the ones she used for Kate By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 09:01 am
What Else What Else? There’s a rumour that Matt Damon wants to move to Australia and has bought a house next door to Chris Hemsworth and they’re saying it’s because of Donald Trump. Matt has since denied it. But it would have been a much better story if the reason he By Lainey • Mar 15, 2018 05:07 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Small changes can add up Hi Hayley So I have quite the complicated case. I am 32 years old I weigh about 170lbs, 5’3 and want to get back to 140-145. At my highest about a year ago I was 215 pounds. I’ve lost quite a lot of weight but can’t seem By Hayley • Mar 15, 2018 04:27 pm
Quiveration Anointing the Internet’s Next Boyfriend It’s a proud day when a peripherally famous celebrity you have a crush on is papped. Maybe last month when you told people about him/her they responded with “who?” but that’s OK. That’s part of the build-up to a big “I told you so” victory. Shout By Maria • Mar 15, 2018 04:07 pm
