What Else What Else? Gwyneth Paltrow and goop are recommending that you hydrate your anus with coffee to kick off the New Year. This is supposed to help with detox. I have so many questions. Here’s the priority question: Are you supposed to coffee-flush your asshole before or after steaming your vagina? When By Lainey • Jan 05, 2018 02:43 pm
Music Cock-jacking Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake released a video today for his song Filthy. It’s the one where he seems to be mansplaining to an audience full of Asians how to do robotics. JT wanted it to be the music event of the weekend. And since it’s Golden Globes weekend, he’s By Lainey • Jan 05, 2018 01:42 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Tracee’s silver jumpsuit Well. WELL. What can you hate? WHAT? Nothing, that’s what. It’s a silver jumpsuit and Tracee Ellis Ross is wearing – and posing – the sh-t out of it, there’s no f-cking problem. And the fit of it is marvelous, non? Look at that pa-pow action from the side. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2018 01:02 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 5, 2018 Chris Hemsworth will be presenting at the Golden Globes on Sunday. Here he is arriving at LAX last night. Here he is snowboarding and spinning and doing some dance moves just before that. It’s hard for me to say anything bad about Chris since seeing Thor: Ragnarok. This is By Lainey • Jan 05, 2018 12:36 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Selma & Salma do the one-shoulder We’ve been seeing a lot of one-shoulders lately. It will likely continue through award season. Last night, Salma Hayek and Selma Blair both worked the one-shoulder at the W Magazine pre-Golden Globes party. Any preference? Both are caped, Salma’s is fringed, but Selma’s has a the added By Lainey • Jan 05, 2018 12:12 pm
Game of Thrones Official: Game Of Thrones 2019 HBO finally confirmed yesterday that Game Of Thrones season 8, the final season of the series, will premiere in 2019. Which is what most people suspected anyway, given that they just started production on the new episodes in October and are not expected to finish shooting until this summer, so By Lainey • Jan 05, 2018 11:32 am
Music Black Panther: The Album Every year is the same. I make resolutions. I break them. As soon as all the balls have dropped and the midnight kisses are over, I swear I will wake up earlier, eat better, live better and generally become a better human being but by day 4 or 5 of By Kathleen • Jan 05, 2018 10:52 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Boneyard Horror #1: Insidious: The Last Key It’s January, so you know what that means: Welcome to the boneyard where all the worst movies are sent to die! A fair number of the cinematic bodies dumped in the winter boneyard are horror movies, and indeed, this year’s first burial is Insidious: The Last Key. Before By Sarah • Jan 05, 2018 10:27 am
Music All the Asians clap for Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel will attend the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday for the first time as a nominee in a category that includes four Oscar winners. As mentioned the other day, her husband couldn’t wait until the weekend was over to let her have her own full shine. He had By Lainey • Jan 05, 2018 09:57 am
Intro for January 5, 2017 Dear Gossips, Every Golden Globes weekend is a big deal. But there’s an added layer of big dealness to this year’s Golden Globes because it’s the first major award show to happen since Hollywood has had to start seriously reckoning with its festering sexual harassment problem. Over By Lainey • Jan 05, 2018 09:04 am
What Else What Else? Trying to decide how I feel about this hairstyle. I wear my hair like this often on The Social. Not exactly, but with the top half pulled back tight, right off my forehead. Showing my forehead is a priority because, as my ma the Chinese Squawking Chicken says, it can By Lainey • Jan 04, 2018 05:06 pm
Amazingness Colin Farrell’s parking ticket Almost exactly two years ago, Colin Farrell was papped for the first time with his then new girlfriend. Two years later, she’s still his girlfriend…and we still don’t know her name. Like, she’s still referred to as a “mystery woman”. I’ve asked this before and By Lainey • Jan 04, 2018 04:26 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Margot & Tonya’s great timing Tonya Harding would probably say that throughout her skating career, she was never the recipient of good luck or good timing. During this award season though, timing appears to be on her side. Or, at least, on Margot Robbie’s side. And Margot is repping both of them. Together Tonya By Lainey • Jan 04, 2018 03:52 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Mental and physical health in 2018 For this first post of 2018 I’m sharing my fitness journey, because I think it is important to understand that life is a journey and it is forever changing. What works for us at one point in our lives may not work for us at another. Fitness for me By Hayley • Jan 04, 2018 03:10 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 4, 2018 Did you watch grown-ish last night? How much do love this Breakfast Club homage? And, God, Yara’s outfit in the second episode, blue blazer on top of the black dress with silver detail? Denise Huxtable was a fashion icon, undisputed. Will Zoe Johnson be one too? PS. OF COURSE By Lainey • Jan 04, 2018 02:16 pm
Relationship Assumption A new year for Justin & Selena Selena Gomez celebrated the new year in Cabo. Conveniently Justin Bieber was also seen in Cabo. Apparently they were each with their own friends but hung out on NYE. So they closed out 2017 together. And they’re beginning 2018 together. Yesterday they were photographed leaving a private hot pilates By Lainey • Jan 04, 2018 01:35 pm
