Movie Reviews and Previews Justice League didn’t get it done Justice League opened this weekend with $96 million and there is no way to sugar coat it that is DISASTROUS. It’s the lowest opening for a DC movie since Man of Steel launched in 2013 with $116 million, it’s $70 million short of Batman v Superman’s opening By Sarah • Nov 20, 2017 08:40 am
Music Intro for November 20, 2017 Dear Gossips, If I seem distracted today it’s because BTS is my whole sh-t right now and I’m too busy trying to pick fights with people about how Jungkook is obviously the best, although V might be my #2, and f-ck you, I am totally allowed to change By Lainey • Nov 20, 2017 07:59 am
Lifestyle Duana Names: Sunny, chance of honour names… Dear Duana, I have been reading your column a long time out of interest, and I can't believe it is finally my turn to write in! My husband and I are expecting our first baby in early December, and for years we have been talking about names... mostly By Duana • Nov 17, 2017 03:58 pm
What Else What Else? Last week it was revealed that Mimi may have sexually harassed her former bodyguard by swanning around in her lingerie in his presence while ordering him to move her luggage around. I’m not making light of this. The man was made to feel uncomfortable and she was in a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2017 03:41 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Rock vs. A Gorilla Recently retired Sexiest Man Alive, Dwayne Johnson, is keeping himself busy after being succeeded by Blake Shelton. (Fun fact: Retired SMAs are neatly folded and placed into storage until they are needed again.) He has Jumanji coming out in December, and next year he has another video game adaptation on By Sarah • Nov 17, 2017 03:26 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Healthy Mascara I had to go makeup-less for health reasons a few years back, 4 years to be precise. And while I want to say the beauty emancipation was glorious and liberating, I have to admit, it was hard having to wash, rinse and repeat the same looking face day in and By Sasha • Nov 17, 2017 03:09 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Michael Shannon Christmas Bigfoot Movie The Michael Shannon Christmas Bigfoot Movie is a real thing that exists. It is a movie starring real people who say real words and you can pay real human money to see it. The official title is Pottersville, but it is destined to be known as the Michael Shannon Christmas By Sarah • Nov 17, 2017 02:50 pm
Gossip Girl Kiki & Landry go to the ball It still f-cks me up that Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons, aka Landry Forever, are not only a thing but that they’re engaged. The lead singer of Crucifictorious is marrying Marie Antoinette. Do I need an exclamation point after that? I think I do. The lead singer of Crucifictorious By Lainey • Nov 17, 2017 02:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 17, 2017 Matt Saracen (government name: Zach Gilford) gave an interview in which he discussed FNL, his relationship on-screen and in real-life with Coach Taylor and improv-ing with Landry. And was Julie Taylor a crappy girlfriend, or was she just a wistful teenager stuck in a football town? A post shared by By Maria • Nov 17, 2017 02:02 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Respect your ankle injury Hi Hayley, A few months ago I suffered a major ankle injury (torn tendons and a fracture). I am just now starting to walk on it again (with a boot) after using a scooter. I want to get back into a semi-normal workout routine (I usually practice Ashtanga or strong By Hayley • Nov 17, 2017 01:16 pm
Equality Issues Rihanna’s best invention I would argue that Rihanna’s best invention was this GIF… … but instead of being honoured for perfecting the drive-by Boy Bye face, Rihanna’s Fenty Beauty has been named one of TIME’s 25 Best Inventions of 2017. GIF jokes aside, Fenty Beauty has been an important part of By Kathleen • Nov 17, 2017 12:47 pm
Dumbass Get Out challenges award season Should we care about award season when Hollywood’s predator infestation is so far from being exterminated? Is award season trivial? Sure, parts of it. But there are some storylines that are playing out this award season that deserve our attention. Consider Lady Bird, Greta Gerwig’s directorial debut and By Lainey • Nov 17, 2017 12:09 pm
TV Updates Riverdale season two so far Spoilers Riverdale has so much potential. Last season, it was this close to delivering on that potential. The premise of a darker, moodier Archie comic turned teen drama in 2017 is great. The cast is spot on. So why has so much of the fun been sucked out of Riverdale? By Kathleen • Nov 17, 2017 11:19 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Krasinski-Blunt horror movie The first trailer for A Quiet Place was released yesterday, the horror movie directed and co-written by John Krasinski, and starring Emily Blunt. I believe it’s the first time they’ve worked together—Krasinski-Blunt stans, correct me if I’m wrong. The movie looks GREAT, but also really scary, By Sarah • Nov 17, 2017 10:10 am
Gross Batman, a Senator, Jeffrey…and Rocky too! It’s the season of giving. And that endless Hollywood Predator Advent Calendar keeps giving and giving and giving. Yesterday it was revealed that Senator Al Franken, who used to be a writer and performer on Saturday Night Live, kissed and groped radio news anchor Leeann Tweeden while she was By Lainey • Nov 17, 2017 09:41 am
Royals Intro for November 17, 2017 Dear Gossips, I really wanted to wake up this morning to photos of Serena Williams on her wedding day. There are many photos of her many celebrity guests taken by the paparazzi – but none of Serena. Because the Greatest Of All Time would have, of course, been able to elude By Lainey • Nov 17, 2017 09:00 am
