Dumbass Leave Hocus Pocus alone Hocus Pocus is one of those movies, objectively not great but beloved by a generation anyway. I was ten when Hocus Pocus came out, and if there had been fan fiction and message boards in 1993, I would have been all over it, my screenname undoubtedly “ThackeryBinx27”, and unspeakably bad By Sarah • Sep 28, 2017 01:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 28, 2017 It was Gwyneth Paltrow’s birthday yesterday. Her boyfriend, Brad Falchuk, talked about her “f-cking perfect smile.” Should it be “f-cking perfect smile” or “perfect f-cking smile”? Is one more grammatically correct than the other? Anyway, not my point. My point is others, like Rachel Zoe and Jessica Seinfeld, also By Maria • Sep 28, 2017 01:37 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Skincare by Madonna Madonna’s been in New York this week promoting her skin line, MDNA. MDNA has actually been available overseas for a while but she just launched at Barneys which is why, now that American outlets have access to it, she’s been getting so much coverage. There’s a face By Lainey • Sep 28, 2017 12:53 pm
TV Updates Pretty Little Liars gets a spinoff It has been three months since the series finale of Pretty Little Liars. It has been three months since I screamed obscenities at my television and threw my remote across the room at the Big “A” Reveal. For those of you who are real grownups who never watched PLL, the By Kathleen • Sep 28, 2017 12:26 pm
Girlcrushes When Issa Met Michelle There needs to be a word for when two of your favourite humans you’ve never met but wish they were your family and/or best friends forever end up in the same picture. Like when Lainey woke up at 5am and fangirled over this photo of Rihanna and Beyoncé. By Kathleen • Sep 28, 2017 11:04 am
Music Justin Timberlake: #neverforget… but they do I told you. You might want to leave because this post will involve a lot of “I told you”. I told you, way back in February, when Justin Timberlake appeared in an ad during the Super Bowl, that this would happen. That it was only a matter of time, a By Lainey • Sep 28, 2017 10:21 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Cruise in American Made There’s a game I like to play with new Tom Cruise movies. It’s called “How Old Does This Movie Think Tom Cruise Is?” It’s simple, all you have to do is watch a recent Tom Cruise movie and try and figure out how old he is supposed By Sarah • Sep 28, 2017 09:27 am
Royals Intro for September 28, 2017 Dear Gossips, It was Day 5 of the Invictus Games in Toronto yesterday. Prince Harry attended several events on the schedule, including Cycling and Seated Volleyball. Which is where his popcorn got stolen. Have you seen these pictures? Have you seen the video? Duana, who’s been swamped at work, By Lainey • Sep 28, 2017 08:45 am
What Else What Else? I’m sure everyone is getting hard about yet another collaboration between these two. I’m more excited about whether or not there’s an interesting female counterpart in this story. Will the character be underdeveloped? And what 20 year old actress will they cast? OMG, it’s so exciting, By Lainey • Sep 27, 2017 04:15 pm
Weddings The Engagement of Kit & Rose It’s their names. They’re the kind of names that just sound really great with a “The X” in front of them. Anyway, it was rumoured a couple of days ago that Kit Harington and Rose Leslie are engaged. That engagement was confirmed with an announcement in The Times: By Lainey • Sep 27, 2017 03:59 pm
Music JLO: the anniversary Jennifer Lopez stepped out in NYC yesterday with Alex Rodriguez and her kids. Question for you: last year, on The Social’s Gossip Year in Review episode, we were asked, as we do every season, to make a gossip prediction. We shot that show back in December 2016. My prediction: By Lainey • Sep 27, 2017 03:39 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Judi Dench in Victoria and Abdul Set in the waning days of Queen Victoria’s reign, Victoria and Abdul depicts the end-of-life friendship Queen Victoria struck up with Abdul Karim, a servant sent from India during her golden jubilee. Abdul is a low-level clerk in a prison in India, who is chosen—because he is tall— By Sarah • Sep 27, 2017 03:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 27, 2017 Don’t start none won’t be none. #ClapBackSeason: Earlier we told y'all how people were dragging #MakeUpForever for a post they made regarding their 40 shades of foundation & #Rihanna just joined in on the drag fest 😩😩😩 #FentyBeauty A post shared by The Shade Room (@theshaderoom) on By Maria • Sep 27, 2017 02:48 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Small steps Hayley, I am a 35 year old mother of 2 children with special needs. Over the years I have gained weight from sedentary nights at the hospital, poor menu options, and a lack of personal time and let's not forget emotional eating. I recognize that I need to By Hayley • Sep 27, 2017 01:30 pm
Courtney Love Courtney & Frances: mother-daughter twinning at PFW The mother-daughter combination that most people have been talking about at the recent fashion weeks has been Cindy Crawford + Kaia Gerber. But how about Courtney Love and Frances Bean Cobain? It’s been so nice to see that, over the last couple of years, after a period of estrangement, they By Lainey • Sep 27, 2017 01:13 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Natalie Portman and sci-fi soap bubbles Yesterday we saw the first image from Natalie Portman’s upcoming film, Annihilation. It’s from Alex Garland, the filmmaker behind Ex Machina, and the first look features an albino alligator. Well we now have a teaser trailer, and it does not include the albino alligator. But it does have By Sarah • Sep 27, 2017 12:19 pm