Maple Leaf Bieber’s tattooed torso I would like to send my condolences to all the Beliebers who have been in mourning since Saturday when Justin Bieber debuted an onslaught of new tattoos that cover his entire torso. The abs that launched a billion screams are no longer visible. Those screams have turned into muffled sobs By Kathleen • Oct 23, 2017 09:50 am
Gross Justin Timberlake’s Super Bowl It’s official. Justin Timberlake will headline the halftime show at Super Bowl LII in Minneapolis. I’ve written about this already – twice. I wrote about it when the rumours first started back in August and again a month later when it was reported that JT was in final negotiations. By Lainey • Oct 23, 2017 09:27 am
Gross Intro for October 23, 2017 Dear Gossips, The only time I’ve ever written about James Toback was almost exactly 4 years ago, when he was promoting Seduced & Abandoned, and he decided to claim credit for “inventing” Robert Downey Jr. He also insisted that RDJ was a lot less interesting since getting clean and By Lainey • Oct 23, 2017 08:30 am
Lifestyle Duana Names: Embracing The ‘Ten’ In Pretentious Hi Duana, We are currently expecting our second child, a boy. Last name is a two syllable Irish name starting with D. Our first child is also a boy, and I love his name. It's unique, easily pronounceable and a family name: Livingston Christopher- We mostly call him By Duana • Oct 20, 2017 03:06 pm
What Else What Else? David Blaine, a member of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse, although we are not clear if he holds dual Pussy Posse and Wolf Pack citizenship, is being accused of putting magic into a model’s drink and then …well… Cosby Road is what Dlisted is calling it and that’s By Lainey • Oct 20, 2017 02:52 pm
Amazingness Pink vs. Christina Aguilera Ah, the early 2000s. They gave us so much, like the Britney/Justin denim on denim moment that will live forever in infamy; “I don’t know her,” and this. Revisiting ‘00s celebrity drama is my favourite. Today’s moment in Gossip Nostalgia is brought to you by 2001’s By Kathleen • Oct 20, 2017 02:39 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Hynt Beauty concealer After almost a year of me writing only about my favorite natural beauty finds, you are with me now that this stuff actually works. Right? Like, there’s no need to think you’re settling for less or that the efficacy is sub-par, or that you’re making a compromise. By Sasha • Oct 20, 2017 02:13 pm
Douchebags Justin Timberlake’s 5th wedding anniversary Justin Timberlake celebrated his 5th wedding anniversary on social media yesterday. I’m still trying to decide whether or not we need to mention that Jessica Biel is also part of this anniversary because he barely mentions her himself. And she’s, allegedly, part of the marriage. This is what By Lainey • Oct 20, 2017 01:59 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Domhnall Gleeson and Margot Robbie in Goodbye Christopher Robin English author and playwright Alan Milne (Domhnall Gleeson) returns from World War I with a case of shellshock, or what we now call PTSD. His wife, Daphne (Margot Robbie), is just glad to have him home, and to get back to their upper-crusty West End London life of opening nights By Sarah • Oct 20, 2017 01:50 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Malin’s constellation blazer Stars have been around a long time. It’s hard to avoid a star print. I’ll always be into a star print. This, though, is more than a star print. There’s also a shooting star. And a planet. I think that’s a planet? It’s a constellation. By Lainey • Oct 20, 2017 01:34 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 20, 2017 I love that Kirsten Dunst played along with this. Pathetic— Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) October 19, 2017 I watched an episode of Big Mouth this week. It’s juvenile and nostalgic and kind of weird and gross, the perfect mix for a show about puberty. #tbt perhaps the first @bigmouthnetflix promotional By Maria • Oct 20, 2017 01:23 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Bradley Cooper’s family time This continues to be a very quiet year for Bradley Cooper. He and Irina Shayk had their first child. He directed his first movie, a remake of A Star Is Born. They recently pushed the release date up to May. Cannes is a possibility. Here are Bradley and Irina with By Lainey • Oct 20, 2017 12:42 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Fasting Hi Hayley, I am a mother of a young child, early 40’s, career woman. I sit most days and struggle with losing 10 pounds – I lose 5, gain 7, or lose 3, gain 2. My workout schedule is pretty good. I try and do cardio 4 days a week By Hayley • Oct 20, 2017 11:39 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s dress is the right size I like the 70s vibe of this dress. I also like that she wore it with booties, although these booties wouldn’t have been my choice. Julianne Moore for sure has a better bootie in her closet. Or in a box, just sent over from a designer. You know what By Lainey • Oct 20, 2017 11:26 am
Quiveration Jake Gyllenhaal: Eternity Did you wear Calvin Klein Eternity back in the day? Or were you too cool for it? I was definitely not too cool for it. I was also not too cool to over-fragrance either. I think peak over-fragrance for me was Grade 10. I’d get in the car and By Lainey • Oct 20, 2017 10:41 am
Music Taylor Swift’s Gorgeous I love the word gorgeous. It starts off aggressive, then becomes ripe and soft, ending on a hiss. Which means it can be whatever it wants to be – obscene, sly, but also alluring, and suggestive. Gorgeous is a great word. And now I’m worried Taylor Swift has ruined it. By Lainey • Oct 20, 2017 09:44 am
