Mariah Carey Intro for December 29, 2016 Dear Gossips, We have three days left in the year and it’s that time of year when people list back their most memorable moments, the highlights and lowlights. In 2016, which was bullsh-t and full of sh-t, it was mostly lowlights. Right to the end 2016 has By Lainey • Dec 29, 2016 11:12 am
Britney Spears Britney’s Christmas in bed Britney Spears and Sam Asghari, the model from the Slumber Party video, were out together just before Christmas. At the time, I wondered whether or not that meant that she would have a holiday boyfriend. Definitely. And in bed too. Britney showed up on Sam’s Insta story on Christmas By Lainey • Dec 28, 2016 02:57 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Do you trust it? The first trailer—red band, so watch those volume levels if you’re at work—for Alien: Covenant was released over the weekend, just in case your holiday didn’t feel enough like a horror show. I don’t think this trailer is as effective as the Prometheus trailer, for By Sarah • Dec 28, 2016 02:17 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow: the trailblazing witch Gwyneth Paltrow covers the February issue of InStyle on sale January 6th. She’s promoting her new book, Goop Clean Beauty. Can I complain again about how “goop” is styled? Like all lower case? Because now you see the dilemma when it comes to properly titling her projects. I’ve By Lainey • Dec 28, 2016 12:14 pm
Girl Sh-t Lopizzy The easy portmanteau for Drake and JLo is DraLo, pronounced Dray-Low. Boring. And too obvious. See also Hiddleswift. A portmanteau like DraLo or Hiddleswift says nothing about the EXTRA-ness of the hookup. If it could be a brand of shoes or a nice range of hikers, it doesn’ By Lainey • Dec 28, 2016 11:02 am
Kerry Washington Ellen Pompeo’s emoji politics In the past few days, while you were scrolling through Twitter to avoid talking to your relatives, you may have seen some headlines about Ellen Pompeo and her emoji backlash. The headlines were mainly “Ellen Pompeo Gets Dragged for Use of Black Emojis.” It might seem ridiculous that someone is By Kathleen • Dec 28, 2016 10:37 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Jake in St Barts Every year, St Barts hosts celebrities for New Years. Last year Leonardo DiCaprio flew down a boat full of models and partied with Justin Bieber and Robin Thicke. This year Jake Gyllenhaal is there. He was papped on the beach yesterday with Greta Caruso. Jake and Greta have been friends By Lainey • Dec 28, 2016 09:54 am
George Michael Intro for December 28, 2016 Dear Gossips, My friends and I started driving when George Michael went solo. And while I didn’t officially get my licence until about a year after Faith was released, that album was what we played endlessly in the car, when we cut class to hang out at the mall, By Lainey • Dec 28, 2016 09:20 am
Lifestyle Duana Names: Feliz Navidad! Dear Duana, My best friend has recently gotten pregnant after an extended period of trying, and the new topic of conversation between her and her husband is what to name their to-be baby (gender unknown). It’s a long conversation, because my friend is an historian who likes literary By Duana • Dec 23, 2016 04:08 pm
Mariah Carey Mimi’s Christmas sauce Mimi promised three gifts for the Lambily right up to Christmas and yesterday she released the first – a new video of her not-really-singing Here Comes Santa Claus. The point of Mimi’s Here Comes Santa Claus is to appreciate her Christmas tits. Nobody’s listening to the song. By Lainey • Dec 23, 2016 12:38 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: A few quick HIITs Hi Hayley. My exercise routine is calling for a HIIT routine after weights. I was wondering if you could give two or three quick routines to do after my workouts. I'm not a hundred percent on what to do. I usually warm up with rowing, ropes or kettle By Hayley • Dec 23, 2016 12:29 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 23, 2016 In a chaotic world, it’s nice to know some things make total sense, like Adam Levine and Sammy Hagar’s friendship. Two happy singers toasting to a higher spirit. #santomezquila #partytime #mezcal #tequila #newspirit #dropshot A photo posted by Sammy Hagar (@sammyhagar) onDec 8, 2016 at 10:19pm PST By Maria • Dec 23, 2016 12:22 pm
Zayn Malik Zayn’s premature proposal Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have been dating just over a year. Before they hooked up, Zayn ended his engagement to Perrie Edwards from the girl group Little Mix – they’re like the budget British Fifth Harmony (Little Mix fans, come at me). Now, Life & Style is reporting that By Kathleen • Dec 23, 2016 12:10 pm
Break Ups Johnny Depp’s Christmas spirit Last week I posted about Amber Heard asking the court to get Johnny Depp to pay her the money he owes her from their divorce settlement. I also mentioned in that post that I’ve heard that Johnny is having some cash-flow problems, and that he’s apparently behind By Lainey • Dec 23, 2016 11:50 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Michael Fassbender in Assassin’s Creed Capping off my week of ridiculous movies is Assassin’s Creed, Michael Fassbender’s adaptation of the popular video game series. Fassbender put a lot on the line with this one, not only starring in it but also producing through his DMC Film banner. In a “let’s see if By Sarah • Dec 23, 2016 11:31 am
Intro for December 23, 2016 Dear Gossips, The Gingerbread House Contest has been an annual tradition here at LaineyGossip for five years. It’s a live gingerbread house competition at my friend Lorella’s. Everyone starts with the same store-bought gingerbread house template. You can use as many houses as possible. But the most By Lainey • Dec 23, 2016 10:53 am
