Music Intro for March 24, 2016 Dear Gossips, Beyoncé, as we’ve learned, does not give advance notice or warnings. She just expects you to be ready, ready for the next move. The understanding here is that we live our lives constantly on Beyoncé alert. I do. I do. Last night there was a disturbance in By Lainey • Mar 24, 2016 09:29 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 23, 2016 Chloe Moretz implied that she passed on a spot in Taylor’s squad – do we believe this or no? I do, but I don’t think it was a hot pursuit. Here's a shot from my @Complex cover shoot. Had so much fun talking #Neighbors2 check out the By Maria • Mar 23, 2016 05:51 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: Get out of the locker! Hi Duana! I have been reading your articles for such a long time now, I can't even remember when I started. It was definitely before I had my first kid - a fabulous boy named Luke (not Lucas). Now I'm expecting my second, due on March By Duana • Mar 23, 2016 05:51 pm
Quiveration Jakey’s 90s boyband hair How many actors in Hollywood have Jake Gyllenhaal hair envy right now? Did you see him on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon earlier this week though? They did this (too long) sketch where they spat at each other the whole time and his hair, which has grown quite a By Lainey • Mar 23, 2016 05:21 pm
Media Manipulation Tom Hiddleston and James Bond I’m going to follow up this post with one about Jake Gyllenhaal so please note that a comparison is coming. As we’ve seen, when Tom Hiddleston is promoting a movie, invited on talk shows, he’s the eager beaver… He becomes an exclamation point. Which I don’t By Lainey • Mar 23, 2016 04:14 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe: Shane Black’s best odd couple? A new trailer for Shane Black’s film The Nice Guys has debuted and this movie looks f*cking fantastic. This is the theater-friendly green band trailer, which will undoubtedly be in front of Superhero Face Punch this weekend, so it’s missing some of the violent sight gags of By Sarah • Mar 23, 2016 03:42 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Alpha Idris Second time I’ve used “Alpha” in a title today. This one doesn’t seem so… hilarious, does it? The Jungle Book is due out April 15th. And as Sarah has previously written, it looks amazing. Shere Khan, the imposing tiger boss, is voiced by Idris Elba. He was out By Lainey • Mar 23, 2016 03:21 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Huntsman: Winter’s War still exists Defying all the odds, Snow White and the Huntsman prequel-ish thing, The Huntsman: Winter’s War continues to exist. And I continue to not understand anything about this movie. Everything about how Charlize Theron as the evil queen and Chris Hemsworth as the huntsman interact makes it look like a By Sarah • Mar 23, 2016 01:09 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Alpha Wolf in Japan The post previous to this one was about Lily-Rose Depp, 16 turning 17, and her 24 year old boyfriend. At one point, when I was writing that article, the thought crossed my mind that she’s only a year and a half, two years, tops, from entering Leonardo DiCaprio’s By Lainey • Mar 23, 2016 12:05 pm
Relationship Assumption Lily-Rose Depp and her boyfriend Lily-Rose Depp is currently 16 years old. She turns 17 in a couple of months. The other day she flew with her mother, brother, and rumoured boyfriend to Paris. Yesterday she was photographed with him over lunch with her aunt. He’s a model. His name is Ashley “Ash” Stymest. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2016 11:28 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Bridget Jones is due in September Oh Bridge… And you can see the facial expression there, can’t you? It’s the way her friends look at her – with equal parts pity and delight. This is the magic of Bridget Jones. Specifically the magic of Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones. So many of us fell in By Lainey • Mar 23, 2016 10:46 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Shoulder pain Hi Hayley! I'm now a year out of Grad School, and I've beaten 95% of the bad habits I picked up while there. Last July I got back into the gym, and it was tough going, but while I haven't lost all the extra By Hayley • Mar 23, 2016 10:13 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber feels too much It’s been exactly a year since Justin Bieber said sorry over and over again. It’s also been almost exactly a year since Where Are U Now was released, kicking off a major career restart that transitioned him from teen boy singing boy crush songs to young punk singing By Lainey • Mar 23, 2016 09:49 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Ben Affleck & Gal Gadot can’t save Batman v Superman SPOILER FREE Well. Here it is. After nearly three years of marketing, hype, and expectation, the film I have called Superhero Face Punch arrives in theaters this Friday, where it lands with a leaden thump, an overlong, overly serious, grinding f*cking drag of a movie. If you’re not By Sarah • Mar 23, 2016 09:19 am
Xenu Intro for March 23, 2016 Dear Gossips, The Daily Mail posted the weirdest article yesterday and I can’t figure out what’s happening here. This is the headline: EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise's daughter Bella opens up about married life after that top secret Scientology ceremony and making the Mission Impossible actor a GRANDPA By Lainey • Mar 23, 2016 08:31 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 22, 2016 Justin looks like the cocky protagonist from an 80s movie who drives around in a white BMW and winks when he says “Catch ya later” and I’m not mad about it. A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onMar 22, 2016 at 12:31am PDT Summer supports Marissa Cooper By Maria • Mar 22, 2016 02:59 pm
