Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sarah’s shoulder cut-outs Sarah Paulson’s been giving us a lot of fashion porn lately. And she looks f-cking AMAZING in this black dress with shoulder cut-outs. She knows it too. She’s feeling herself. Which she should. She just made a statement here that this dress belongs on nobody else. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2015 10:14 am
Media Manipulation Gwen & Blake go to work together Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton were photographed together yesterday in her car. She was driving and apparently they were on their way to work. So I guess we’re supposed to wonder whether or not he spent the night and instead of getting a driver to take them both to By Lainey • Dec 01, 2015 10:04 am
Fargo Fargo 2.8: “The difference between thinking and being” Fargo Season 2, Episode 8 recap After the hilariously garbage editing on The Walking Dead’s mid-season finale, it’s a relief to watch Fargo with its beautiful, meaningful editing that looks like it was cut by a grown-ass professional and not a preschooler with safety scissors. This By Sarah • Dec 01, 2015 09:44 am
Fran Lebowitz Intro for December 1, 2015 Dear Gossips, Everyone’s talking about the Pirelli calendar photographed by Annie Leibovitz and it’s Amy Schumer’s nude portrait dominating the discussion because everyone else is wearing clothing and the joke, not joke, is that Amy didn’t get the joke. I love it a lot but not By Lainey • Dec 01, 2015 09:11 am
Lifestyle Duana Name: On Secrets, syllables, and extra Ns Hi Duana! My husband and I are having our first baby at the end of this year, and we don’t know the sex. When I first suggested Eamon as a boy name, I did not think my husband would be on board, but he loved it! We thought we By Duana • Nov 30, 2015 03:52 pm
Amazingness Mimi Can’t Even UPDATE: Have just been informed that this video is a fraud. So I’ve started drinking because it’s been a long ass 48 hours and I need some real joy. Can we all will this into reality? When I’m down and out, I have a go-to list By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 03:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Hot Harry on a horse and few words Like I said earlier, I’m kissing your ass with photos and few words today. Prince Harry is still in Africa. The other day he played polo. He fell off the horse a couple of times but wasn’t hurt. And he’s on a horse. Bonus one. Bonus two: By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 02:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 30, 2015 No matter how rich or famous or critically acclaimed you are, when your friend gets married, you will end up in Vegas drinking out of a penis straw. What to do when your bestie gets married? You throw a 3 day bachelorette party. @jessweixler #vegas #sexywexybachelorette A photo posted by By Maria • Nov 30, 2015 02:26 pm
Music Taylor Swift pulled over Taylor Swift is touring in Australia. While driving around today she saw a girl wearing a Taylor Swift t-shirt and pulled over impromptu to meet her. The ended up posing for a few photos. Obviously the best surprise ever for a pre-teen. I’m surprised she’s not By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 01:07 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Michael B. Jordan in Creed Without Rocky, there is no Creed, but you don’t need to know Rocky to get Creed. In the most impressive feat of franchise filmmaking in recent memory—maybe ever—Creed, the seventh entry into the Rocky franchise is entirely its own film, and yet it is an organic part By Sarah • Nov 30, 2015 12:33 pm
Weddings Marriage & Cigarettes Mary-Kate Olsen married Olivier Sarkozy. It happened in New York, in a penthouse, only 50 guests. No photos, obviously. That’s not MK’s style. What is her style is smoking. This my favourite detail from the wedding. That the main design feature was the “bowls and bowls filled By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 11:55 am
Gorgessity Gigi & Zayn hold hands Last week I wrote in Smutty Tingles that I think I’ve officially stopped caring about Harry Styles. It’s more like, even though they won all those American Music Awards, because the show wanted to make sure their crazy fans were watching, One Direction is… fading. Doesn’t Harry By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 11:38 am
Quiveration Tom Hardy taboo Today is Cyber Monday. Apparently all of us will be throwing money at the Internet, supposedly buying gifts but really shopping for ourselves. Well I have a gift for you, OK? Just me. And my pleasure has nothing to do with it. I am sucking up to you because I& By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 10:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Erykah isn’t a believer either I wrote a long time ago that I’m not a believer in Iggy Azalea. Even when Fancy was getting overplayed and people were swinging their fingers back and forth reciting every lyric, nah, no, not a believer. I am also not a believer in Ed Sheeran, for different reasons, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 10:18 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jennifer Lawrence is going back David O Russell’s Joy screened in LA and NYC this weekend as Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper joined their director to promote the film and raise its award season profile. Joy’s been on the contender list for months now, because the combination of David O Russell, Jennifer Lawrence, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 09:52 am
The Affair You Were Supposed To Be The Good Guy In a new move for The Affair, we see everyone tonight. Everyone has a dramatic, life-changing night in the storm. Including Whitney. Dear God. I especially love that because we’re going by clock and not by perspective, the show is telling us that the things we’re seeing By Duana • Nov 30, 2015 09:22 am
