Movie Reviews and Previews Michael Fassbender in Slow West A crafty subversion of the Western genre, Slow West is in turns hypnotic, lyrical, and absurd. It’s a pitch-black dark comedy centered on a hopelessly romantic quest that’s more interested in episodic beats than it is a cohesive narrative, which means it won’t be for everyone. Slow By Sarah • May 26, 2015 10:26 am
Hook Ups What happened to Chris Evans? A few weeks ago Lily Collins was supposedly dating Chris Evans. Click here for a refresher. There was something. Because his reaction to the question during the Avengers press tour was…well… maybe he was just drunk: Anyway. Didn’t last. Because according to her social media, Lily is back By Lainey • May 26, 2015 10:03 am
Cary Fukunaga Intro for May 26, 2015 Dear Gossips, I read a headline this morning about Cary Fukunaga. He was supposed to direct the film adaptation of Stephen King’s It but has now dropped out over creative differences. Click here for more details. You remember Cary took over the Emmy Awards last year when he won By Lainey • May 26, 2015 09:48 am
Quiveration Every time I see you falling… Even when I’m 90 I will still know every single word to this song. New Order’s Bizarre Love Triangle, obviously. Substance! God, that album. For an entire year, I used to get ready to Thieves Like Us, pretending I was Molly Ringwald. Anyway, Brandon Flowers (you didn’t By Lainey • May 25, 2015 04:17 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday May 25, 2015 Jason Street, I mean Scott Porter, is a dad. Game Changer. #BabyBoyMcCoy pic.twitter.com/cLCvHnbJhV— Scott Porter (@ScottPorter) May 25, 2015 Get over it, Uncle Jesse. Seriously, did anyone involved in this project think for even a second the Olsen twins would be involved? Of course not. They don’ By Maria • May 25, 2015 03:48 pm
Style Sienna’s Cannes closers Sienna Miller wore two Gucci dresses to close Cannes. The first was a dusty rose tiered gown that would have been just ok if not for that red collar and the caped shoulder which saves it from being Marchesa which, kinda sounds like I just compared sh-t to diarrhoea. Not By Lainey • May 25, 2015 03:26 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: The Strike List Hi Duana, This is a bit of a different situation as I am not the mother to be, but rather the sister in law to the mother to be. I was hoping in your infinite wisdom you might be able to help so that I could too. Long story short, By Duana • May 25, 2015 02:28 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Alicia & Michael in Monaco Macbeth was screened at Cannes to very strong reviews for everything – the performances, the cinematography, the pace of the story… And for a minute there it looked like it might contend for the Palme d’Or. Instead, it ended up being Jacques Audiard’s Dheepan. That doesn’t mean it By Lainey • May 25, 2015 01:06 pm
Amazingness Mimi reclined There was a great article about Mimi over the weekend at The Daily Mail. Damion Young used to be Mimi’s best friend. He started off as her producer. Then he just became her +1 for everything. They’ve since fallen out. But now he’s giving interviews to tabloids By Lainey • May 25, 2015 12:02 pm
Media Manipulation Chris Pratt’s pre-apology Chris Pratt is about to start heavy press for Jurassic World. So he posted a pre-apology on Facebook in the event that he f-cks up during an interview. It’s wonderful. He is wonderful. Let’s read it together first: I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it By Lainey • May 25, 2015 11:29 am
Sports Hot Harry on a Horse meets his niece Multiple outlets are reporting that Prince Harry went to visit the Cambridges this weekend to meet his niece, Charlotte. Great. More importantly, he played polo on Sunday. Ginger and green is a great combination. As is Hot Harry and a horse. And the white pants. Also, Harry’s competition face. By Lainey • May 25, 2015 11:15 am
Bad Style Yellow is not her best colour Sarah reviewed Tomorrowland in the previous post – click here for a refresher. And while the movie topped the box office for Memorial Day weekend, the actual number isn’t great. The number will need to grow overseas in order for it not to be considered a loss. That’s true By Lainey • May 25, 2015 10:44 am
Movie Reviews and Previews George Clooney in Tomorrowland I have a thing with Damon Lindelof and his mystical sci-fi bullsh*t, in that Damon Lindelof and his mystical sci-fi bullsh*t keeps ruining otherwise interesting ideas (see also: Lost, Cowboys & Aliens, Prometheus, World War Z, Star Trek Into Darkness). Credit where credit is due, The Leftovers is By Sarah • May 25, 2015 10:22 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lena’s dress with eyes Pretty sure this is Kenzo. That’s the Kenzo eye. You know why Kenzo is one of my favourite labels? Because it’s not body-con. Also they’ve just made the PERFECT white dress for summer. Click here to see. That’s a classic. By Lainey • May 25, 2015 10:00 am
Hair The Rihanna brush-off Rihanna was the musical guest for the season finale of Saturday Night Live last week. SNL cast member Sasheer Zamata, who’s parodied RiRi before, livechatted this weekend about meeting her: "We had had a good night after the dress rehearsal, and she turned around and saw me and By Lainey • May 25, 2015 09:50 am
Sports Puppies solve problems There was a rally at Foxborough yesterday: Free Tom Brady. New England Patriots superfans gathering in support of their quarterback who’s appealing his 4 game suspension, ostensibly for deflating some balls but, really, for trying to cover it up. He’s like Martha Stewart that way. If you recall, By Lainey • May 25, 2015 09:21 am