Music Slum Bear’s new job As you’ve heard, JLO’s going to Vegas, officially. The residency begins in January at Planet Hollywood. As I said before, JLO’s a good show. But there aren’t that many hits. So the spectacle might be more important than the songs, you know? The clothing, the makeup, By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:49 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Salma’s Cannes coins and leather Salma Hayek in red leather, not unlike what was underneath Julianne Moore’s red velvet – click here for a refresher. And last night in a gown stitched in gold that was meant to look like grommets? I feel like it would have been effective if it was just the skirt By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:32 am
Royals Royal Scamp in New Zealand THIS. This is why Harry was voted the Most Popular Royal last year ahead of even his granny, the Queen. And this is what sets him apart from his brother and his sister-in-law…who’ve either forgotten spontaneity or have been asked to bury it in themselves. Because wherever Harry By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:17 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s Cannes red velvet I prefer the leather underneath the velvet. And I wish we could see more of it. That said, there’s a drama to red velvet that is just right for Cannes. But I’ve mentioned her shoe problem before. And it’s showing itself here. By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession George Clooney is comfortable in handcuffs George Clooney handcuffed himself to David Letterman last night. To me, he seemed quite comfortable. And quite comfortable alluding to the fact that he was comfortable. And yes, as a favourite of Letterman’s, Clooney was a three block guest. Sort of. I mean, officially, he was a two block By Lainey • May 15, 2015 10:25 am
Scandal Trade-offs Scandal Season 4 Episode 22 season finale recap So I learned about trade-offs recently. Not in the colloquial sense, but in the actual, scientific sense. Whenever you’re trying to make a product or satisfy some criteria, you acknowledge that there will be places where you can’t satisfy as By Duana • May 15, 2015 10:01 am
Quiveration Intro for May 15, 2015 Dear Gossips, I’m sorry, I can’t stop. Last night before bed, Jacek was watching the news and I had my headphones in, cranked up loud. He was asking me something and I couldn’t hear. Then he tapped me and I still didn’t react. He finally had By Lainey • May 15, 2015 09:31 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Colin & Ewan: matching arrivals Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor worked together on a Woody Allen film called Cassandra’s Dream a few years ago. Here they are arriving in Nice for the Cannes Film Festival today and they happen to be travelling in the same outfit, just coincidence no conspiracy. Ewan knows Cannes. He By Lainey • May 14, 2015 05:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday May 14, 2015 Birthday girl Lena Dunham is definitely a genius because she made Kanye West wife’s book sound thought provoking. selfie with selfish #yeahiboughtit (I support experiments in female identity exploration/am a student of pop culture/will not be shamed) A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) onMay 14, 2015 By Maria • May 14, 2015 05:02 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Michelle’s Cannes pantyhose The f-cking pantyhose dresses… It’s just never going to be my thing. It will never be fashion forward. It will never be NOT tacky. Having said that, it’s Cannes. Country music award shows and Cannes keep pantyhose dresses alive. Also, Jennifer Lopez. By Lainey • May 14, 2015 04:43 pm
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Johnny Depp’s dog violation I remember hearing a story last year of a woman who flew to Australia with an orange and it turned into a major drama when she got there. They’re serious over there about contamination and bio-transfers. So if you have pets, and you’re travelling there with them, they By Lainey • May 14, 2015 04:26 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s Cannes white Don’t like it. Don’t like how the front is cupping her breasts. Don’t like how it’s basically something JLO would wear. And I feel like Zoe Kravitz can do more. By Lainey • May 14, 2015 04:01 pm
Bad Style Charlize & Sean in Cannes Sean Penn joined Charlize Theron at the Palais in Cannes for Mad Max: Fury Road today. Is this supposed to be our substitute for Brange Cannes? Because I reject that. I was however reminded of previous Cannes. There was a year he was there and I was covering it and By Lainey • May 14, 2015 03:41 pm
Photo Assumption Bradley Cooper’s summer hands What did I say the other day about Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk? They were papped kissing in New York. Kissing again in London earlier this week. It’s summer hormones. Summer hormones are always cranked to high. Summer turns us all into teenagers. At least it would appear that By Lainey • May 14, 2015 01:15 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews “What’s done cannot be undone” Ahead of its premiere in Cannes, a teaser for Macbeth has been released featuring Michael Fassbender and ending with Marion Cotillard and the line: What’s done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed She only says “to bed” once here in the preview but you’ll recall By Lainey • May 14, 2015 12:51 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Annie & Bob: The Intern trailer The first trailer for The Intern, starring Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro, written and directed by Nancy Meyers, was released yesterday. And my first impression is that… This movie is manipulative! Anyone who has an aging dad will be manipulated. Because how do you not watch this and not By Lainey • May 14, 2015 12:11 pm
