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Weddings

Geri gets married

A Friday wedding! I love Friday weddings! Probably because we were married on a Friday. Ginger Spice became a wife today. In a very conservative dress. A surprisingly conservative dress. First wedding dresses usually are. Also…um… maybe it has something to do with the gossip around the situation? Christian

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 03:48 pm

Lifestyle

Duana Names: Hail Mary Pass, hold Mary

Duana, You are our last hope! We are having a little surprise in two weeks. The girl's name was picked out before we even conceived (Leila Georgie), but if our surprise turns out to be a little boy we are in big trouble. There's nothing we

By Duana • May 15, 2015 03:10 pm

Media Manipulation

Natalie Never is back

Back in 2011, when she was campaigning for an Oscar, I dubbed Natalie Portman “Natalie Never” because her combination belly-cuppy pregnancy and aggressive trophy hunting turned me off so hard I couldn’t deal with her at all. A proto-I Can’t, if you will. Since then, though,

By Sarah • May 15, 2015 02:16 pm

Movie Reviews and Previews

Emma’s Cannes debut

Woody Allen’s Irrational Man photo call and presser in Cannes today. And Emma Stone’s Cannes first time. Maybe that’s why Emma went with a cocktail dress? I mean it’s not a gown. But I feel like it’s a dress you might see at a party.

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 01:53 pm

Movie Reviews and Previews

Sad Captain America

Filming for Captain America: Civil War is underway in Atlanta, and a batch of set photos has popped up showing Chris Evans dressed in a Sad Suit, Looking Sad, and carrying a casket. Who died?! Well, since Emily Van Camp, who plays Sharon Carter, is also present and dressed in

By Sarah • May 15, 2015 01:22 pm

Movie Reviews and Previews

Jake’s Oscar plans

Jake Gyllenhaal wasn’t at the Palais last night. The jury wasn’t required. Here he is today around town. And pictures of him from opening night on Wednesday looking very smooth in that tux. While Jake had no official engagements to attend on Thursday, he was part of the

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 12:50 pm

Lifestyle

Carpets & Candids: Rachel’s Cannes jumpsuit

Not many people can pull off that long, straight pant leg that completely covers the shoe. Think of Porny Jessica Simpson, when she does it, how ridiculous it looks. Even Victoria Beckham. Rachel Weisz? No problem. I love it. This is important to note – and that is why it was

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 12:25 pm

Music

Slum Bear’s new job

As you’ve heard, JLO’s going to Vegas, officially. The residency begins in January at Planet Hollywood. As I said before, JLO’s a good show. But there aren’t that many hits. So the spectacle might be more important than the songs, you know? The clothing, the makeup,

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:49 am

Lifestyle

Carpets & Candids: Salma’s Cannes coins and leather

Salma Hayek in red leather, not unlike what was underneath Julianne Moore’s red velvet – click here for a refresher. And last night in a gown stitched in gold that was meant to look like grommets? I feel like it would have been effective if it was just the skirt

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:32 am

Royals

Royal Scamp in New Zealand

THIS. This is why Harry was voted the Most Popular Royal last year ahead of even his granny, the Queen. And this is what sets him apart from his brother and his sister-in-law…who’ve either forgotten spontaneity or have been asked to bury it in themselves. Because

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:17 am

Lifestyle

Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s Cannes red velvet

I prefer the leather underneath the velvet. And I wish we could see more of it. That said, there’s a drama to red velvet that is just right for Cannes. But I’ve mentioned her shoe problem before. And it’s showing itself here.

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:00 am

Baby and Bump Obsession

George Clooney is comfortable in handcuffs

George Clooney handcuffed himself to David Letterman last night. To me, he seemed quite comfortable. And quite comfortable alluding to the fact that he was comfortable. And yes, as a favourite of Letterman’s, Clooney was a three block guest. Sort of. I mean, officially, he was a two block

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 10:25 am

Scandal

Trade-offs

Scandal Season 4 Episode 22 season finale recap So I learned about trade-offs recently. Not in the colloquial sense, but in the actual, scientific sense. Whenever you’re trying to make a product or satisfy some criteria, you acknowledge that there will be places where you can’t satisfy

By Duana • May 15, 2015 10:01 am

Quiveration

Intro for May 15, 2015

Dear Gossips, I’m sorry, I can’t stop. Last night before bed, Jacek was watching the news and I had my headphones in, cranked up loud. He was asking me something and I couldn’t hear. Then he tapped me and I still didn’t react. He finally had

By Lainey • May 15, 2015 09:31 am

Movie Reviews and Previews

Colin & Ewan: matching arrivals

Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor worked together on a Woody Allen film called Cassandra’s Dream a few years ago. Here they are arriving in Nice for the Cannes Film Festival today and they happen to be travelling in the same outfit, just coincidence no conspiracy. Ewan knows Cannes. He

By Lainey • May 14, 2015 05:18 pm