Quiveration Charlie Hunnam’s nudity and smell Been thinking a lot about Charlie Hunnam since seeing Fifty Shades Of Grey last night. And how much better it would have been with him in it. And, sh-t, how much more I would have wanted to see his come face in it. And whether or not, if he was By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 09:58 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Dakota Johnson’s giggle – Fifty Shades Of Grey movie review Like I’ve been saying for weeks, I went in there hoping for the rubs, hoping to see a movie that would get me off. I think we all were – Cynthia Loyst, Jessica Allen, and I went together, with no expectations but with also with no hate. Rather, we were By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 09:47 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 12, 2015 Dear Gossips, If you think the Best Actor Oscar race between Michael Keaton and Eddie Redmayne is too close to call, will this change your mind? Michael Keaton is a Rabbit. During the Year of the Goat/Sheep, only 3 signs out of the 12 signs are on a luck By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 09:02 am
Smutty Roundup Smutty Roundup: Rihanna’s faces, Sam’s groceries, and Guy’s late night Rihanna was out for dinner last night at her favourite restaurant, Giorgio Baldi. She was photographed carrying her cousin’s baby wearing a coat with faces all over it. It’s faux fur. And it’s MAGNIFICENT. Click here for the designer. Of course it’s seen on her first. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 04:42 pm
Amazingness Amy Schumer’s Trainwreck looks terrific Remember when Bridesmaids was a huge hit and we thought it would kick-start a trend of comedies made for grown-ups that happened to feature smart, funny women? Yeah, that…didn’t happen. Instead we got Melissa McCarthy Falls Down and Melissa McCarthy Falls Down 2: Mall Falls. Basically, instead of By Sarah • Feb 11, 2015 04:20 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Fifty Shades of bush Here are Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan “in character” for W Magazine. Two days. Are you ready? Are you ready to get horny?!!??? Don’t front like you’re not going. They’re projecting $60 million on the low end and $90 million on the high end. That means more By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 03:53 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: On Her Behalf Hi Duana I am writing on behalf of a friend of mine who is expecting a baby girl in early March. She would love your name suggestions but delegated the e-mail writing to me :) She and her husband are Italian-Canadian and already have a little guy named Nathaniel (Nate). Their By Duana • Feb 11, 2015 02:04 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Seventh Son review I felt bad going after Jupiter Ascending because while it’s a deeply flawed film, at least the Wachowskis showed some ambition and sincerity in making it. Click here for my review. I don’t feel bad at all about crapping on Seventh Son because it’s a cynical piece By Sarah • Feb 11, 2015 01:57 pm
BFFs New friends and combinations The Grammys saluted Stevie Wonder last night at a special performance in LA featuring several big name artists all gathered to honour the legend. The show will air on February 16 on CBS. In addition to Gladys Knight, Annie Lennox, Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga, John Legend, the Band Perry, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 01:07 pm
Amazingness P2: The Mighty Bellas Yessss. This is how you do a sequel. You push so hard into the deep sequeliness of it that you go Malkovich on your own movie. I read once that sequels are whore’s movies. That is, you make the first one for the love of the story. You make By Duana • Feb 11, 2015 12:16 pm
Media Manipulation Presenter but not Nominee The Academy confirmed yesterday that Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars. A presenter… but not a nominee. Gracious to accept the invitation on her part, sure. But, really, what choice did she have? If she declined, she’d look to them like a petty asshole, and they’d probably By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 11:56 am
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: I don’t trust his ex My fiancé showed me a text he received today from his ex, whom he dated for half a year and then broke up with, before dating me. The text was harmless enough, but there is something about this woman that has always made me slightly nervous. I have never been By Sasha • Feb 11, 2015 11:43 am
Justified Justified 6.4: “That’s when you get lost” Justified Season 6, Episode 4 recap In its final season, Justified is firing on all cylinders. This episode has everything—Raylan in tense stand-offs, apple pie moonshine, dumb*ss criminals getting themselves killed, Wynn Duffy and Boyd Crowder bantering, Gutterson. It’s just about a perfect episode. And this is By Sarah • Feb 11, 2015 11:31 am
Faux Gossip Angelina Jolie Pitt smiles in London As posted yesterday (click here for a refresher), it’s Angelina Jolie Pitt now, official. Here are some shots of her in London on Tuesday arriving at a meeting with William Hague, all business following the announcement of the launch of the Centre for Women, Peace and Security at the By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 11:22 am
TV Updates Jon Stewart is signing off Jon Stewart has hosted The Daily Show for sixteen years. During that time he’s evolved that show from a celebrity-driven late night talk show to an actual news source, seen three presidents come and go, reported on two wars, the worst terrorist attack in US history, and countless national By Sarah • Feb 11, 2015 11:02 am
Break Ups The timing of the Conscious Uncoupling According to the Daily Mail (so I don’t blame you if you snort at the authenticity of this post), Gwyneth Paltrow intimated to Marie Claire that she and Chris Martin actually separated a year before the conscious uncoupling announcement and that she was actually subtly asking Johnny Depp about By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 10:23 am
