Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best “Babe”: Hugh Jackman Why doesn’t it sound cheesy and skeevy when Hugh Jackman says it? When he repeatedly refers to his wife as “babe” up on stage, why is it that he can do this without making us cringe? Oh the power of Hugh Jackman. But before we gush about Hugh Jackman, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 01:07 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Worst Globes Mindf-ck: Benedict Cumberbatch I have heard the name for years. I’ve seen the articles and whatnot. I knew he existed, but I never really paid attention until now, you know? I finally sort of really connected the face to the name for good. I feel like someone is f-cking with me. Like By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 12:46 pm
Smutty Surgery Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:32 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Globes Most Unbelievable: Claire Danes One month ago today – Monday – is when she had the baby. A BABY. She was completely and totally pregnant (and striding around Toronto, I thought he was going to be Canadian) and then this is the result a week later. I mean, I don’t know what to say except By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 12:17 pm
Bad Style Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:01 pm
Gorgessity Most Attentive – Connie Britton I think it is fair to say the director made some weird choices last night. Not just failing to shoot Ben Affleck when Jennifer Lopez talked or not giving me a picture-in-picture of Taylor Swift the whole time Adele was talking. I mean, did you see how many shots there By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 11:40 am
Bad Style Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 11:13 am
Style Best Globe Cap Sleeve: Sally Field Love the cap sleeve. The cap sleeve works at any age. It worked for Reese Witherspoon at her first Oscars, it works for Sally Field here at her, I dunno, how many Golden Globes has she attended? The colour is lovely on her. And the cleavage too. And her face By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:59 am
Golden Globes 2013 Globe Gold: Emily Blunt Is it me, or is there something up with Emily Blunt? She looked beautiful, which isn’t really remarkable for her at all. She wore a dress with cutouts, which is kind of annoying because she wore a dress with cutouts last week, but that’s splitting hairs. And she’ By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 10:54 am
Bad Style Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:45 am
Gorgessity Globes Best Black & White: Julianne Moore So she just emailed Tom Ford and asked him to make her a dress. And he did, using the hard shoulders from Gwyneth Paltrow’s white Oscar cape but making black the main focus, with white accents to flatter. How great does that look from the side, where the white By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:34 am
Golden Globes 2013 The Globes Singer: Catherine Zeta-Jones I haven’t seen CZJ out in a long while, and I know part of that was because she had some stuff to sort out, and I am delighted that she took the time to do so and that she looks as gorgeous as she ever did. Because I am By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 10:23 am
Smash Two Black Smash – Debra Messing and Katharine McPhee When I first saw Katharine McPhee’s dress I thought it might be midnight navy instead of black and I was infinitely more interested, but even in black the Theyskens Theory dress is very smart, certainly the best of the boob slings. It’s not all the way overwhelming, but By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 10:12 am
Gorgessity Globes Best Red: Naomi Watts Because it’s dark. Wine. And I love a long sleeve on a red carpet. Could she have gone down a size though? I feel like it might be too big. You see how it seems loose around the breast area? Points for the colour not being annoying then but By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 09:53 am
Bad Style Globes Worst Red: Zooey Deschanel There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 09:38 am
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best Speech: Adele Why would you ever concern yourself with a speech that was serious? The best ones at the Globes are always the ones that are fueled by that legendary bar and a little over the top and genuinely disoriented. (I said genuinely.) All it took was two minutes from Adele and By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 09:21 am
