Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Ankle rain boots for all day It hasn’t stopped raining on the west coast. Need you to find me some cute ankle boots that I can wear all day long and even at work. D Thank you for writing with this question because I need a pair of cute wellies for all this wet weather By Sasha • Mar 28, 2013 01:44 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Zebra Prints Hi Sasha. I’ve seen you talk about zebra prints and I want to get on that “trend bandwagon” as you say. Thanks R. ___ Well I’m glad to know someone is reading my sh-t. Thanks R and for that you get a shiny gold star and a closet By Sasha • Mar 28, 2013 01:12 pm
Maple Leaf Canadian Blake Blake Lively married a Canadian. She’s been in Canada for a good part of 2013 as her Canadian husband, Ryan Reynolds, has been working on a film here with Atom Egoyan. And not just big city Canada but small town Canada too. Click here for a refresher if you By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 12:28 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: SJP’s blazer over sheer If we could all wear a sheer white blouse under a fitted tuxedo jacket. Black sheer? More forgiving. Pale sheer? Rolls. And I’m really into the big flower accent on her shoulder. What do you think of the pump style these days cut straight across the foot instead of By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 11:55 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Iron Pepper! I’ve already written a big ass essay on how much I love Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts that I’m saving to drop on your asses closer to when Iron Man 3 comes out. There’s your advance notice. So take the next few weeks working on your gag By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 11:27 am
Royals Prince William’s upcoming unemployment US Weekly is reporting exclusively that Prince William is quitting his job flying search and rescue helicopters with the Royal Air Force. He’s expected to confirm these plans publicly in the new few weeks and by the time Baby Wales arrives, he’ll be unemployed. Obviously the royal heir By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 10:58 am
Douchebags The Penns Need Anger Management Sean Penn, to me, is crusty in the worst way. He’s pretentious and self-righteous, he grandstands and has no sense of humour (remember his defense of Jude Law at the Oscars?). I find him insufferable. Penn has always had a difficult and angry relationship with the paparazzi – his By Maria • Mar 28, 2013 10:41 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candid’s: Saoirse’s perfect dress YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. It’s perfect for her. It’s the perfect length. It’s the perfect colour. It looks perfect from every angle. It’s Proenza Schouler. Saoirse is so consistently stylish without looking like she tries super hard. And always, always exactly her age. By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 10:29 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva’s wrong boots with the dress If the boots were flat, it may have worked. But these boots with this dress? It’s wrong. It actually makes no sense. And it’s too deliberate of an attempt to “downplay sexy”. I mean, we get it. You don’t want to be called a bombshell anymore. But By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 10:13 am
BFFs Lindsay Lohan infects Kristen Stewart But first she’ll hit her up for some cash money. Because that’s how it works, you know that by now, don’t you? When you hang out with Lindsay Lohan, she will hit you up for cash money. Her latest target is apparently Kristen Stewart who isn’t By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 09:59 am
Intro for March 28, 2013 Dear Gossips, Quick programming note first off the top -- it’s a holiday here in Canada and many other parts of the world tomorrow for Good Friday. So after today, the blog will not be updated until Monday. What happens on Monday? Well, first, on Sunday, it’s Game Of By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 09:29 am
Maple Leaf Making enemies of rich people It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 03:40 pm
Lifestyle Sasha's INTO IT: ZOE HOLOGRAM OXFORD WHAT: ZOE HOLOGRAM OXFORD WHERE: CLICK HERE WHY: Who the f-ck do you know has a pair of hologramed oxfords? That’s right, nobody. There’s only one word for them and as my Father, Son and Holy Ghost Mariah would say - POW! Sure, they might not be your By Sasha • Mar 27, 2013 02:33 pm
Jon Hamm The Modest Freeballer This will be the third article in the last week featuring Jon Hamm's dick. That is, if I were to submit an itemised list of my job assignments over the last 7 days, "write about Jon Hamm's dick" would appear 3 times. That balances By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 01:52 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 dresses for Daddy When she goes out with her ma, H7 is straight up fashion girl -- mostly dresses, mega shoe steeze, and always a great coat. If she’s going out with her dad though, H7 pulls out the active wear. Check her out today on a walk with David Beckham. Those chunk By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 01:18 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews A proper Leonardo DiCaprio love scene I don’t have very high expectations for Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby 3D. But that doesn’t mean I’m not seeing it. Please. I am totally seeing it. And I totally expect to be surprised. As in, oh sh-t, I was wrong, it was so good, By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 12:36 pm
