Hook Ups Robert Pattinson or Ryan Lochte? Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte... Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson. The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing. The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:45 pm
Famewhores LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now. As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:10 pm
Dumbass Jodie Foster defends Kristen Stewart Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ve asked By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 02:53 pm
Media Manipulation Jake Gyllenhaal could take a cue from Chris Evans That is a truly bizarre sentence to write. The last time Jake G had a movie in theaters was nearly eighteen months ago, last spring’s Source Code. Since then, he’s kept a relatively low profile as he recalibrates after his Movie Star dreams died a slow, inexorable death By Sarah • Aug 16, 2012 01:23 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Union Jack everything I have Olympic fever. I've seen some great Union Jack apparel on tv this past week. Can you help me find some reasonably priced Union Jack clothes? Thank you! J Much like Lainey I’m gutted that the Olympics are over. I miss crying in awe over 13 By Sasha • Aug 16, 2012 01:05 pm
Maple Leaf Does Ryan want to be coloured? There’s a 15 page colouring book now available for purchase. Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling comes with the following back cover instruction: "Use your felt tips to colour in Ryan Gosling driving, eating, kissing, standing, walking and all manner of handsome activities!" Hilarious, right? Ish. But I By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 12:15 pm
B-tch please Posh Benedict I’m a celebrity realist, which means that for me, it’s not so much about pretending away a celebrity’s bad habit, but asking whether or not whatever peccadillo they’ve got is a deal breaker, or something that I’m going to be able to ignore for the By Sarah • Aug 16, 2012 11:29 am
Bad Style An off-white problem from head to toe This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 10:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Winnie Cooper Is Way Smart Last week Lainey and I were talking about our anxiety dreams: mine always revolve around math class. And this is because I’m painfully, embarrassingly bad at math. It’s awful. When out for dinner with friends, they know to calculate my share and tip because it takes me too By Maria • Aug 16, 2012 10:33 am
Hook Ups A new dress size and a new man! Click here if you missed last week’s post, with photos, on Jennie Garth’s divorce thinnification. Along with her new dress size, it appears that Jennie also has a new man - Noah Abrams, a photographer. According to PEOPLE it’s just “casual”. Whatever it is, casual or not, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:53 am
Thanks For Coming To Class! Celebrity Gossip as a proper academic discipline? Why not? When done right, gossip is a study of human behaviour. In way many ways, there’s more value in it than the analysis of hockey statistics, and the person who does that for a living doesn’t have to deal with By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:45 am
Intro for August 16, 2012 Dear Gossips, Please. Stop sending me that Idris Elba link. You know the one. And if you don’t, consider yourself fortunate. Because it’s never, ever going to happen, even when it’s muted. All it does is remind me of the time he sang that song on the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:16 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood looks great in shorts She really does. She has great legs, and I want to know what she uses to lube them because they’re nice and moist without looking super slick. What would happen though if Carrie Underwood wore something with a matte finish? Like no sparkles, no sequins, no sheen, nothing...? Would By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 08:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rachel Bilson’s comfortable dress This may not be the most flattering dress, but it’s not so unflattering that it’s not made up for by comfort. And doesn’t it look SO comfortable even though or because it’s too big? By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 08:50 am
Bad Style The Kitten Heel Controversy (Lainey: I was shouted at yesterday by tall people in response to this article about Nicole Kidman’s f-cking kitten heels -- I am not qualified to hate them because I am short. Duana is 5 ft 9. She’s previously written about height in a popular article from last By Duana • Aug 15, 2012 02:30 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Colin Farrell’s date: mom Colin Farrell took his mother to the Irish premiere of Total Recall last night in Dublin. No, you can’t say Total Recall sh-t the bed. But it’s also fair to say that they would have wanted it to do better. A lot better. Nikki Finke over at Deadline By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 01:34 pm
