Intro for October 5, 2012 Dear Gossips, Daniel Craig hosts Saturday Night Live tomorrow. I haven’t been this excited about a host in a while. Have you seen his promos? I’ve attached below. And, of course, there’s this, a classic. “He was noots about Celine Dion.” See but now, like a proper By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:09 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: I am obese Hi Hayley I am obese. I hate that word, but I can't deny it any longer. I weigh 220lbs and I am 5'5. I’ve been overweight for more than 15 years, I’m 35, and I’m at the highest weight I've ever By Hayley • Oct 05, 2012 09:17 am
Douchebags Justin Timberlake: new album, no charity Click here if you missed my post the other day about Shriners Hospitals for Children breaking up with Justin Timberlake ostensibly because he “disappeared”. Curiously, veteran entertainment reporter Roger Friedman used the same word - “disappeared” - today in an article about the Justin Timberlake Foundation. According to Friedman, it has a By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 04:06 pm
Dumbass JLo, Statham, and that ring Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 03:02 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Cool Sweaters Can you get Sasha to find me a cool sweater? Thanks C! --- “Cool” is a bit vague, but how about I narrow down your search to a trend you’re going to see a lot of this season: the geometric pattern. Deal? Deal. It’s going to be a confetti By Sasha • Oct 04, 2012 02:19 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Pitch Perfect Is Perfectly Named Let me tell you a little something about joy. You may think you know joy, but you do not. Because you have not had a major motion picture written expressly for your own enjoyment, such that you might giggle and squeal and kick the back of your seat with recognition By Duana • Oct 04, 2012 01:01 pm
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab SS2013 The most Hollywood collection that we’ve seen in Paris. That gauzy flowery dress with the black bands all over the bodice will show up somewhere soon, for sure. Sasha thinks I’m crazy for not being as into Elie Saab as everyone else. It’s not that I don’ By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 12:45 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Soft Knit Berets Sasha can you find me a nice soft knit beret for me? Please? Thanks! A --- Eugenia Kim is a millinery master - everyone from Beyonce to Rachel Zoe owns her covetable head gear. And A, for the love of god, feast your eyes on the following links here, here and here. By Sasha • Oct 04, 2012 12:10 pm
Maple Leaf Blanket Watch You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 11:37 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp ‘s Tonto might not be a joke Gore Verbinski’s The Lone Ranger has been something of a cursed movie. Pre-production budget wrangling turned into on location over-spending, an already long shoot fell behind schedule, and, tragically, a member of the crew died in an accident on set. It just doesn’t get worse than By Sarah • Oct 04, 2012 11:16 am
Keith Urban Granny is Sanctuary Keith Urban was in North Carolina yesterday for Idol auditions where, as reported earlier, the situation was a lot less tense than it was the day before. Next stop: Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Only Keith had to quick-fly over to New York first to be with his wife. Here he By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 10:16 am
Faux Gossip The Problem with Being the Girl Next Door Jessica Simpson has just come off her major Weight Watchers push – it’s still too early to tell whether it was a successful endorsement for either brand, but that’s just one deal. Simpson is a lifestyle juggernaut. And her entire empire is predicated on one idea: Jessica’s fans By Maria • Oct 04, 2012 10:01 am
Girly Throw Downs Nicki vs Mimi and her resumé There was no throw-down yesterday in North Carolina during Idol auditions. TMZ reports Mimi and Nicki Minaj decided to chill themselves out, supposedly “embarrassed” that their scrap was made public. It’ll be a temporary peace. Nicki is young; she’s not yet learned that sometimes you have to By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 09:38 am
Intro for October 4, 2012 Dear Gossips, New celebrity mother headlines are becoming my Hate-Read, particularly the ones on PEOPLE.com. It’s the most prosaic sh-t and still, for some reason, somehow it’s not only considered news, it also generates the highest number of views. Like “I couldn’t wait to By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 09:15 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Miu Miu SS2013 Emma Stone, Amanda Seyfried, lots of celebrities in attendance. And...do we wear stoles in spring/summer? By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 09:07 am
Eva Mendes Jon, Danny, and curly Eva All in Boston for Larry David's HBO movie Clear History. It's a big cast. I like the idea of Jon Hamm + Danny McBride. Off camera. How much debauchery? Or is it like that cliche where funny people aren't funny when they're not By Lainey • Oct 03, 2012 03:36 pm
