Dumbass Gypsy Husband will not be Pipped It’s relief and fury at the same time. As I reported exclusively last month, click here for a refresher, Justin Timberlake was being considered to play Gypsy Husband aka Colin Farrell in the film adaptation of Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head. My sources tell me he By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 11:52 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s post-baby nude I wish I could say I like this dress. I don’t really and there had to be a better option. This dress would be taupe on anyone. But, you know, it’s not like she looks bad or anything because she doesn’t. She looks really, really pretty. And By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 11:20 am
Clown TV Movies & Tabloids As you know, Lindsay Lohan is officially playing Elizabeth Taylor in a LifeTime TV movie about the legend. A lot of people are upset about this. But why? As I wrote in January, Lindsay Lohan, who once made feature films, is now working for LifeTime. LifeTime! Like, she’s on By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 11:02 am
Gorgessity Beautiful Beyonce and eyebrows PEOPLE has named Beyonce the Most Beautiful Woman to cover their 2012 issue. Last year it was Jennifer Lopez. But it’s an easy choice, non? Beyonce IS indeed beautiful. Beyonce also just had a Blue Ivy Carter. So you get an exclusive interview out of the selection and all By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 10:49 am
Intro for April 25, 2012 Dear Gossips, -The Kardashians just signed a new $40 million deal with E! -As Sarah from Cinesnark reminded me the other day, Adam Sandler has had ten - TEN! - $100 million PLUS movies in the last 12 years. -Two And A Half Men is expected to be renewed. Again. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 10:16 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Westfeldt’s swirly hem I like the black piping across the bust. I’m not sure how I feel about it all loopy around the hem of the skirt. Hello? Stop looking at her boyfriend! (He seems kind of tired, don’t you think?) By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 10:05 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rihanna pink & flirty At first I thought this was Vivienne Westwood because of those breast swirls. But the fabric lacks imagination and the construction is total sh-t and, well, surprise, it’s not Westwood, no, but of course it is Marchesa. Which explains everything. Is this considered a blatant style steal? By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 09:41 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Warm Up To A Half Marathon On April 13th I posted this article for anyone looking to challenge themselves with a half marathon and will be starting from scratch. Follow this program and add to it these warm up exercises. Start each training session with a 5 min power walk and complete each of the following By Hayley • Apr 25, 2012 09:30 am
Niall Horan 1D arrives home Half the reason I’ve been posting more and more about One Direction is because it makes Jacek crazy. He walks around the house and drives around in his car like a crusty f-ck old man now, at once blustering and muttering about “their hair” or “spacey pedestrians” or stupid By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 05:01 pm
Lifestyle The Ageless Andy Lau For all you Hong Kongers out there... Andy Lau is 50 now. 50! I just found Return Of The Condor Heroes on DVD. Please. Totally burned through it in 2 days. Anyway, you know that whole Asian Aging Process I’ve been talking about since I started this blog oh By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 04:17 pm
Quiveration Sleeves rolled up, see? As I noted yesterday - click here for a refresher - Tom Hiddleston is better without a suit jacket, in just a waistcoat with his sleeves rolled up. He was pictured in Rome that way. And here he is again, in Cologne, Germany yesterday, the same, and good. Very, very By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 04:04 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Girls Like Us...now Three years ago I was obsessed with a book by Sheila Weller called Girls Like Us, a triple biography intersecting the histories of Carole King, Joni Mitchell, and Carly Simon. Click here for my review from December 17, 2008. Their lives were, obviously, fascinating. But for me, as a child By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 03:50 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: I am my roommate’s caregiver I am a University student and I live with 3 other girls in residence. Three of us have been together in this room since the first day of school but M came into the picture in October when she had a falling out with her previous roommate. As she started By Sasha • Apr 24, 2012 02:43 pm
Lifestyle Alexis Carrington and a chocolate bar How f-cking random are these photos? Why is Alexis Carrington posing with Snickers? How long does it take to make up her face? Are those bell sleeves making your life? I will always love her. By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 02:34 pm
Hook Ups Is Ashton your Shame F-ck? Last week Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were out for dinner together, supposedly with some other friends. X17 reported that they were hooking up. Click here for a refresher. Mila’s publicist then released a statement emphatically denying that they’re dating, strongly insisting that they simply happened to be By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 02:04 pm
Smash It's my own fault. Smash Season 1 Episode 12 I was the one carping about how Raza Jaffrey only had lines like "Are you going in early" and "Shouldn't you talk to him?" but also had an inexplicable job we were infrequently supposed to care about (and a By Duana • Apr 24, 2012 01:54 pm
