Bad Style Porny confuses Tongues & Necks There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with By Lainey • Apr 18, 2011 02:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Madge breaks up with Kab? The origin of the story is a UK tabloid so…you know. But they claim to have seen her last week in London hanging out at Opus Dei. So now they think she’s breaking up with Kabbalah and reconnecting with her Catholic roots, albeit a much more conservative, reportedly By Lainey • Apr 18, 2011 02:31 am
Parent Pimps Do you know who this is? Just look at the first blonde shots. Don’t cheat. Errrrr… Barely, right? This… Is Abigail Breslin. Little Miss Sunshine. Last night in New York at the Hot Pink Party in support of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. It was also her birthday yesterday. She’s now 15. Anyway, apparently By Lainey • Apr 15, 2011 07:28 am
Quiveration Mark almost quit Who doesn’t love Mark Ruffalo? Duana loves Mark Ruffalo. A LOT. The way I know this is because Duana is the most proper of all of us. Whereas Sasha and I can talk sh-t, literally, all day long, there’s a look of disapproval that comes over Duana’s By Lainey • Apr 15, 2011 05:48 am
Famewhores All Access With The Arquettes Written by Duana We’re getting up awfully early at my house these days. Between a new puppy and a lot of work to do and a delightful houseguest, we are usually deep into the swing of the workday by about 7 AM. This morning, that meant Lainey and I By Lainey • Apr 15, 2011 05:16 am
Bad Style Caring or not caring? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like, the only possible reaction to most of what Jennifer Garner puts on herself when she doesn’t have help from a stylist. You saw those dumbass pants from the other day, didn’t you? Click here for a refresher. Yesterday she took Violet to dance class and By Lainey • Apr 15, 2011 04:51 am
Royals Two weeks to go! Two weeks from now, Prince William will be married to Kate Middleton. When do we start calling her Catherine? I mean, I know the palace has officially started calling her Catherine but when do WE started calling her that? Is it when we stick a Princess in front of her By Lainey • Apr 15, 2011 03:33 am
Amazingness GOOP Week She has been everywhere this week. All up in your face with her cooking and cookbook and her famous friends. But Gwyneth had to slum it with the regular people yesterday at a book signing at Barnes & Noble in New York, grudgingly engaging the public as she aims to By Lainey • Apr 15, 2011 03:23 am
Beyoncé When Adele became Sasha Love it so much that Adele is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. But then they decided to mess with her face. I mean… there’s some contouring happening, right?? Tina Fey had a great answer for this in Bossypants. I don’t have it with me this By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 10:35 am
Hook Ups Groceries for her man Scarlett Johansson was photographed at the grocery yesterday picking up a few things to take back home. Home, of course, as we learned yesterday is at Sean Penn’s in Malibu. Wicked leather jacket, non? Wouldn’t it be great if Ryan Reynolds hooked up with Robin Wright? Highly unlikely By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 08:15 am
Lifestyle Manscaping, Vegan Bags, and Summer Shorts Written by Sasha After a random hook-up the other night, I was told post-coital - "I love that you're hairy!" I took it as an insult. I'm lazy, winter's almost over, and I haven't had a chance to "manscape& By Sasha • Apr 14, 2011 07:55 am
Sasha Lifestyle Manscaping, Vegan Bags, and Summer Shorts Written by Sasha After a random hook-up the other night, I was told post-coital - "I love that you're hairy!" I took it as an insult. I'm lazy, winter's almost over, and I haven't had a chance to "manscape& By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 07:55 am
Jessica Simpson Porny and the First Lady Jessica Simpson was in Denver last night performing for military families at Coors Field. The First Lady Michelle Obama invited Porny to join the event, one of many that Mrs Obama and Dr Jill Biden are hosting across the country saluting US service personnel. How much do you love that By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 05:46 am
Parenthood You’re No Tami Taylor Written by Duana There comes a time in every TV program’s life where, despite your crossing your fingers, they do the thing that you wish they hadn’t. They betray you in a way that is painful, and hurts, because you keep hoping they’re tricking you, and going By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 04:56 am
Douchebags No wife, no running & more from G’s dinner! Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 04:01 am
Brad Pitt The Brange backstage Last night was date night for the Brange in LA as they attended the opening night performance of God of Carnage. Culture! Brad, as you can see, is still working his greaser gangster vibe. Angelina on the other hand, well, she looks like sh-t. Clammy in the face, dark circles By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 03:37 am
