Style Fergie’s holiday pants Looks like Fergie and Josh Duhamel are spending NYE in St Barts too. They arrived via helicopter today. As you can see, Fergie’s ready to relax in some loud ass pants. I particularly like the way they swirl from the back on both cheeks. You’ve got to have By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 05:49 am
Twilight He’s not going to thank you for this It’s a year-end treat courtesy of Twi-Hards! I know that it’s become one of your favourite things about the site – along with Photo Assumption and Gossip Nostalgia, ragging on twats and useless bitches, Twi-Hard f-ckery and hatemail gave us so much joy in 2010, and I promise you By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 05:35 am
Media Manipulation JLo must WORK! Radar Online is reporting that earlier this year Marc Anthony allegedly owed back taxes amounting to almost $3.5 million. He previously had tax problems in 2007 when he was fined $2.5 million for not paying taxes for four years after he claimed he’d been frauded out by By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 04:53 am
Gossip Girl Mr Schue & Lonely Boy While Blake Lively is probably trying to convince Ryan Gosling to make her his steady, her discarded ex-boyfriend Penn Badgley was invited to bro down with Glee’s Matthew Morrison in Punta Cana over the holiday. Thanks to a lovely reader called Kate for the tip. This week the two By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 04:13 am
Brad Pitt Midwest Brange Following a Christmas holiday in Namibia, birthplace of the Chosen One, the Brange then stealthily made their way over to Missouri. Why Missouri? Brad Pitt’s family lives in Missouri. There have been many sightings, no paps, but here’s a cellphone photo that was posted on Facebook – click here By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 03:48 am
Salma Hayek Salma in a bikini Mexico and St Barts seem to be the popular warm holiday season destinations for celebrities this year and Salma Hayek is there now with daughter Valentina and husband Francois Henri Pinault. Here she is yesterday on the beach showing off some tight curves. You know, I thought her tits would By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 03:07 am
Media Manipulation The guy who married Natalie Portman I wrote about Natalie Portman’s pregnancy and engagement yesterday. Click here for a refresher. In the article I referenced a curious and creepy Page Six post about Portman’s now fiancé Benjamin Millepied and how he appeared to be “obsessed” with her during production of Black Swan. He supposedly By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 07:57 am
Girlcrushes Kate Winslet: wrapping up 2010 This year she announced the end of her marriage to Sam Mendes. She then hooked up shortly after with a hot British model. They broke up in the fall. Also, many of you think she’s been working on her face. So here she is in London today, wrapping up By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 07:19 am
Smutty Surgery Best of 2010: Iker kisses Sara Remember the video? I watched this video over and over again. Captain Spain, overcome with emotion after winning the World Cup, interviewed by his presenter girlfriend, can’t help himself and kisses her on live TV. And then I was obsessed. There followed a holiday to the USA and a By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 05:37 am
Douchebags Two Aussie men Well there’s Hugh Jackman. And then there’s Shane Warne. You only know about Shane Warne because he was f-cking Elizabeth Hurley and that’s why she’s leaving her husband. Click here for a refresher. Last night we went to the hockey game. There’s always a delightful By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 04:22 am
Famewhores Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 03:52 am
Weddings Reese Witherspoon’s engagement rollout Her people confirmed exclusively to Us Weekly yesterday that she will marry Hollywood agent Jim Toth. As repeatedly noted, celebrity gossip has a way of playing out over time. These are the shenanigans that make their sh-t so fascinating. Because two months ago, on October 22nd, Us Weekly announced the By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 03:13 am
Bad Style A Very Porny Christmas My Porny Jessica Simpson just celebrated her first Christmas with golddigger Eric Johnson. According to her Twitter, they were at her parents’, and she called him the “perfect” addition. Because, even though she runs an almost billion dollar business, she’ll always be the second class citizen in a relationship. By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 02:45 am
Intro for Dec 29, 2010 Dear Gossips, Kelsey Grammer is apparently in a hurry to get married again. He’s 55. Like a pussy he abandoned his wife this summer over text message for a 29 year old who was pregnant and subsequently lost their baby and is now rushing through his divorce so that By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 02:27 am
Break Ups The In-Between Guy Us Weekly is reporting that Rihanna and baseball player Matt Kemp are through. Apparently he’s not into her travel schedule and doesn’t want to follow her all over the place. Whatever. It wasn’t meant to last anyway. Matt was the In-Between Guy. Her first significant relationship after By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 07:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 05:48 am
