Smutty Surgery Sold out by her ma! We’ve been talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s face all week. Click here for a refresher. Her mother Blythe Danner was at the premiere of the Fockers movie last night and spoke rather candidly about Botox. Blythe is getting a phone call from my G pretty soon, if not already. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 10:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s babies > Christmas As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 08:00 am
Hollywood Closet So he’s not John Travolta? Mad props to the journalist at The Daily Beast who had the balls to do this because trust me it’s not usually allowed. And if it’s attempted, that person is usually threatened with medieval sh-t in the back room. Can you imagine if someone did this to John By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 07:16 am
On tipping, kaftans, & boots for thick calves Written by Sasha This will be my last post until the New Year but please continue to keep writing in with any fashion or life questions. I’ll be back home in Van-City getting rained on while my mom force feeds me, so I’ll have loads of time to By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 06:51 am
Amazingness Just Keep Livin’, Bro Down Grillin’ Here’s a man who’s grossly underappreciated for his joy giving amazingness. Because every moment for Matthew McConaughey is a Bro Down Situation. He could play a gay Englishman in his next movie and somehow he’d still do it with a Southern accent and turn every scene into By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 05:38 am
Exclusives Katie Holmes Middleton spinning Exclusive Many of you wrote to me yelling about Katie Holmes the other day after the Golden Globe announcement. You think she's ripping off Kate Middleton's look. A little? I'm at the doctor's office now so I can't include too By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 04:56 am
Amazingness Be jealous A reader called Leah R sent me this email earlier this week and made me so jealous I couldn’t post it until today. Thank you Leah. But I hate you a little. I’ve been writing about Bill Murray’s amazing randomness for a while. Click here if you’ By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 04:00 am
Maple Leaf Gift giving: Nathan Fillion I receive a lot of requests for Nathan Fillion. And because he’s not a cover boy, he’s very rarely papped. It was a nice surprise then to see these shots of him, taken the other night, as he and his girlfriend were leaving dinner. Erm. I’m not By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 03:27 am
Girly Throw Downs Cover deals and corners Sandra Bullock and the Best (and worst) of 2010 cover the new issue of People Magazine, the final issue of 2010. As noted yesterday, despite paying for exclusive photos from the wedding, they shoved Nicole Richie in the corner. It’s a tricky business, deciding on a cover. Who goes By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 03:10 am
Hilary Swank SAG nominations The Screen Actors Guild announced their nominations this morning. There will be no Pitt Porn at the SAGs. Angelina Jolie was not nominated for Best Actress in The Tourist. Michelle Williams was also not nominated for Best Actress for her work in Blue Valentine. Instead, Hilary Swank took the 5th By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 02:34 am
Quiveration Jim + Colin on TV A joint interview on Chatty Man. The best 13 minutes of my day. It’s worth 13 minutes of your day too. They are promoting The Way Back. They are really, really cute together. Opposites. Jim the quiet, unassuming, reluctant movie star and Colin in the spotlight, always. He even By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 09:16 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Jakey’s long, slow burn Hmmm...let me hear you say that over and over. It can be my new ring tone. This is Jake Gyllenhaal after lunch yesterday. He was with Taylor Swift last week, they celebrated her birthday, then she returned to Nashville and he’s been on his own, was on his By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 08:30 am
Maple Leaf Vanity Fair Bieber Fashionista is reporting that Justin Bieber has graduated from covering Teen Tiger Child Beat magazines to Vanity Fair – an issue in February or March – to coincide with his tour movie Never Say Never. How you feel about this of course depends on, really, how old you are. And whether or By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 08:02 am
Dumbass Teen JLo This is the new poster for the upcoming season of American Idol courtesy of Entertainment Weekly. There’s Seacrest, a buoyant Steven Tyler, Randy Jackson doing jazz hands, and Miley Cyrus. No, actually, that’s Jennifer Lopez. They’ve teened her. Now I’m not one of those women who By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 06:50 am
Dumbass Alba recants (check definition) As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 06:16 am
Girly Throw Downs JLH > Justin Timberlake? Well... Scarlett’s single Well... it depends how you see it. Where did all this “Oscar buzz” for Justin Timberlake originate anyway? Like I said the other day, whoever it was that was even suggesting it should be embarrassed. He is a joke in The Social Network. Which is why, since the Golden Globe By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 04:43 am