Bad Style Globe Fontrum: Natalie Portman It’s official. It’s over. The love affair, the affection, the girl crush, Natalie Portman…it’s over. Motherf-CK she was annoying. From the French Twist, to the pink sateen towel, to that red rose, and then the Tender Moment… Did you see the Tender Moment? Her name By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:06 am
Bad Style Michelle Williams Written by Duana Anyone who knows me or has been reading anything I’m allowed to write here knows I’ve got no time for cutesy-poos. I am not a Portman fan, though that’s well-documented elsewhere. I have very little time for anyone that most people think By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Globe Downey over Depp Johnny Depp is cool. No doubt. But RDJ is cool too. And RDJ is charming. I wouldn’t say charming is a Depp attribute. Too tanned and bloated however are two attributes he’s currently owning too often. So, on this night, when Robert Downey Jr stood up and told By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Mad Men Girls at the Globes: Jones (& Moss) Written by Duana Did you see January Jones? Did you love it? Did you see her reminding you, in case you forgot, why all the Walking Deads and the Boardwalk Empires in the world will not sway you from your original cable network love? Aside from the two very obvious By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:27 am
Bad Style Globes Worst Bow Tie: Jon Hamm He is a fine looking man. But he got out of his car, live on camera, and Lara and Michelle straight up shouted at the same time in shock over his little bitsy bow tie. This … became a distraction. It also made his head look huge. Now you know how By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:03 am
BFFs Best Young BFFs: Mila Kunis & Emma Stone There was a moment right before a commercial break. They were standing together, jumping up and down and squeeing – it was the cutest thing ever. Culkins! Mila, as you can see, was exquisite. But for that French Twist. The green, however, was a showstopper. And a lot better than what By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 04:51 am
Bad Style Best Cutaways: Lea Michele Written by Duana Lea Michele is, in a manner of speaking, what I want for Christmas 2011. Soft spot? For the overdramatic emoting singer who’s 24 going on 17? Me? What do you mean? Okay, first things first. I do kind of love her. That is, I love that By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 04:31 am
Famewhores Jakey’s date at the Globes It was Jenny Lewis. They dated a long time ago. Before Kristen Dunst. And then they were friends. He even introduced Jenny to Reese Witherspoon. He and Reese went to Jenny’s shows… Now fresh off his breakup from Taylor Swift… Instead of going to the Globes alone… He not By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:54 am
Hook Ups Ryan Gosling’s Golden Globe scrunchy face It cost him, at least on this blog, The Best Man at the Globes Awards. So close. But when his category was called he scrunched up his face. WHY did he have to be the guy who scrunches up his face? I don’t care how hot he looked – and By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Sandy vs Scarjo at the Globes Me, I still refuse to believe there’s girlsh-t happening between the two but some people seem convinced, and, as disappointing as it would be for a girl’s girl like Sandra Bullock to be That Girl, in our business it is good business. A throwdown between the two By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:17 am
Smutty Surgery Globes Same Old: Nicole Kidman I don’t know… I feel like I’ve seen this look from her so many times before. Ivory, form fitting, and, frankly, when it comes to Granny Freeze and a one shoulder, nothing beats her own at the Costume Institute Gala in 2003. Click here to see. Anyway, Nicole By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:00 am
Golden Globes 2011 Worst Globes Makeup: Eva Longoria Written by Duana So yesterday I spent trying to find bridesmaid’s dresses for myself and five of my sister’s closest friends. This process – and the ensuing ‘results’ photo, which makes me want to kill myself – has proved that neutrality on what someone is wearing is nearly impossible to By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:43 am
Bad Style Globes Dexter: Michael C Hall & Julia Stiles And no Jennifer Carpenter. Well, that would have been awkward, non? Hall and Carpenter are done. Hall was nominated for Dexter, as was the show. Julia Stiles was nominated too. She was hilariously missing when they called her name. With so many eyes watching at the afterparties, they better be By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:29 am
Girlcrushes Best Globe Colour: Kyra Sedgwick Written by Duana Kyra Sedgwick – what is not to love? She’s that particular type of woman – if Hollywood is high school, and let’s say for the sake of argument that that particular messed up sentiment is true – she’s the girl who’s always invited to the party, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:14 am
BFFs Worst Friend Whore: Diddy This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:03 am
