Baby and Bump Obsession This kid will be huge I’ll preface this post with two things. First, what the f-ck do I know? I’m married to a Hollywood gossip and only dabble in the topic by association. Second, I haven’t even seen the movie yet but from the feedback I’ve heard, he’s good. So By Jacek Szenowicz • Jul 15, 2010 08:26 am
Parent Pimps Same Old Lohans Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 08:15 am
Mila Kunis You’re killing it for me a bit Written by Jacek While we’re on the subject of Freebie 5 actresses , might as well update you on my number 5. Here’s Mila Kunis on the set of Friends with Benefits in NYC yesterday. A bit too much make-up for my liking, granted likely not by choice given By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 07:43 am
Paul Rudd The ESPYs coming into their own I took a stab at watching the ESPYs (ESPN’s annual sports award show—I think it stands for Everybody Sports People Yay) last night. I made it to the 2:25 point, but with no end in sight and a late DVR start, I had to give up. The By Sarah • Jul 15, 2010 06:40 am
Joseph Gordon Levitt Awkwardly expressive no more Written by Jacek Joseph Gordon Levitt was on Letterman last night to promote Inception. Prior to watching I wondered if I’d see the overly expressive, over excited JGL that we saw on SNL a few months ago. Did you see him and cringe a little bit during his monologue? By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 06:01 am
Bad Style You Can’t Save Stupid Written by Sarah Lainey and I fight over which media-hungry actress is worth saving from herself. She supports Jessica Simpson, saying that you can’t fix someone who sucks, but I say that you also can’t save stupid. With JSimp, it isn’t that she willfully takes the easy By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 05:14 am
Jennifer Aniston Stamos has more competition Written by Jacek Jen Aniston was spotted with a mystery guy last night at the SoHo House in West Hollywood. It would appear that Jen has been on a relatively active man hunt in recent months. And all that while her match-made-by-Lainey (John ‘I-swear-she-looked-18’ Stamos) sits and waits for their By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 04:43 am
Weddings My Number 2 is off the market Written by Jacek As you’re all probably aware by now if you make the gossip rounds, Javier and Penelope tied the knot earlier this month in the Bahamas. A small ceremony kept pretty low key. That’s how Penelope rolls. They were photographed in Hawaii on Monday as she By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 03:52 am
Douchebags Working with the posse This is Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of Inception in LA last night. His boy Lukas Haas was there too. Lukas has a smaller part in the film and will also be working on Red Riding Hood in Vancouver which Leo’s company is producing. You hook up your friends. By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 10:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Battle of the Chesty Blondes Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe were photographed today working on a movie called The Lincoln Lawyer, based on the crime novel by Michael Connelly about a lawyer who runs his business out of his Lincoln Town Car and agrees to represent a pretty boy Hollywood skeeze accused of murder. I’ By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 10:00 am
Movie Reviews and Previews On The Kids Are All Right It was playing at ONE theatre for only ONE showing on Sunday. 10am. Made me crazy. But I dragged my sick ass out of bed last weekend because I wanted to see it so badly. Jacek came with me. And it was SO worth it. You already know about the By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 09:29 am
Douchebags Not even in your dreams Kellan Lutz showed up at the LA premiere of Inception last night like he belongs on a carpet with Leo D, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Christopher Nolan. Of course Christopher Nolan. Who wouldn’t want to work with Christopher Nolan? Hooker, not even in your dreams. Even if the By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 07:33 am
Sports Don’t gooooooo They’re wrapping up the celebrations now. The World Cup was won 4 days ago. It’s time to go. Don’t gooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Here are members of the Spanish football team leaving their hotel yesterday. I really, really wish Jesus Navas wore civvies. I really, really wish I’d never By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 06:02 am
Gorgessity Hot Harry & puppies Hot Harry visited the Canine Partners Training Centre in England yesterday as part of his princely duties. But it couldn’t have been too taxing of a job. After all, he was bred to love dogs. They all are. Dogs and horses. Remember this? Remember little Harry and his squishy By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 05:13 am
Vin Diesel Shrek & The Rock make a movie There will be a fifth Fast & Furious movie. Yes, I agree. Oh lawd. But the People rushed the fourth one with the return of Shrek and Paul Walker. The People supported the franchise. And so the People are getting another. It will be called Fast Five. And Shrek and By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 04:20 am
Dumbass SIT DOWN Eva Mendes Another one in a growing list. Jessica Biel has said that her beauty is a burden to her getting great roles. Evangeline Lilly has complained about that too. And now Eva Mendes who is currently promoting The Other Guys in which she plays Will Ferrell’s hot wife and apparently By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 03:54 am
